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she/her/horrible

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Hidden Valley or gtfo

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Just remembered a guy I used to date had an alarm on his phone to remind him that Burn Notice was on 😎

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Tough loss today but that was a hell of a game. And man, I fucking love Carver. Hawkeye nation has literally never not brought it.

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Aaliyah Guyton is that giiiiirl tonight.

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I’m not saying I’m for or against it but don’t act like it’s a mystery how we got here lol

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“Who told white people they could wear grills?” UM IM SORRY but Paul Wall, arguably the early aughts’ authority on grills, is who.

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@IowaSam99 This was me last week. Shit was rough! I hope you feel better soon!!!!!

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Happy birthday Mark!! #letsgohawks #iowawbb #fightforiowa

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If I can’t pluck my chin hair at my desk I don’t want the job.

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My phone put together an album for me called “Best Friends” and it’s just 30 selfies with my orange cat.

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I’ve done some fucked up stuff in my life but I’ve built up so much good shopping cart karma.

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Couple things I really need to get off my chest. 1) 4 ft truck beds are fucking hilarious and 2) I LOVE having a job where I don’t get emails over the weekend.

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“Sorry I’m late, I…got hit by a truck.”

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My bf is on Long Island and he sent me a picture of the Amityville house even though he hates that kind of shit, so I did something I hate too and mowed the lawn. Hashtag modern romance.

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@EvrybodySchmitz Websites use biscuits to track your activity.

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When I die, put the link to this Wingstop commercial on my tombstone.

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@jfunck24 @IowaSam99 Maynards! Almost forgot about Camby!

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I present: men.

[Jeff Funck @jfunck24]

@bigdisease Haven’t you been watching basketball for like 6 months?

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@jfunck24 Ok but a) we literally used to watch basketball together in like 2008, b) you’re allowed to have opinions on stuff no matter how long you’ve been into it and c) lol ball knower

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@jfunck24 😂😂 I miss you