big dog

I’m me

[big dog @bigdognarty]

I only tweet 5% of the thoughts I have and that is what I consider high functioning

[big dog @bigdognarty]

@MattWallace888 People are also saying @MattWallace888 says a whole lot for someone who doesn’t say anything important

[໊ @user0000O0]

behave or i will turn into my father

[big dog @bigdognarty]

Hit the slay button! #gcugrad

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That’s awesome

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

!!!!!!!!!!

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? in 11th grade i did full glam everyday. literally a black smokey eye at 8am on a tuesday

[big dog @bigdognarty]

Checking Hinge and LinkedIn before bed. This rocks!

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no because 21 years on this earth and i just found out space mountain isn’t a star wars ride

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I do not proofread my work I am walking by faith ✝️

[big dog @bigdognarty]

this is the year @bridgitmendler follows me back idc

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u can give a white b*y 20 minutes and they will talk about bitcoin for 30

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like they could literally fart & i’m 😿😿😿

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being in love with your friends is pain bc they literally make u live laugh love all the time like how messed up is that

[elora @scenephaze]

ur sexy if you have astigmatism

[big dog @bigdognarty]

There’s 2 doubleshots and chick fil a in my body, pls don’t talk to me & my temple

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i do not wish to grow up because what if i am broke

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if i’m not good at being a student maybe i would be good at being a pyromaniac

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money is literally playing pretend

[big dog @bigdognarty]

my spirit lives at fat tuesday’s