Jasmine Crockett is not going to like this, but I had to do it.
She is screaming at the top of her lungs about being oppressed and claiming that the white man brought her over on a slave ship.
I have already been warned by her supporters not to mock her, but before anyone asks, “How dare you mock a Black woman?”—I am a comedian, and I am allowed to mock whoever I want, just like SNL and countless other comedians mock people of every color.
So y'all probably saw this ASSHAT making his derogatory comments about Trump while in uniform right?
Wanna smile?
There's a good chance he'll lose his military pension for this stupid shit!!
(UCMJ) — “Contempt toward officials” (10 U.S.C. § 888)
Ya, made my day too!!😂
Happy 75th Dad!
Today I'm remembering your weirdness and your extraordinary capacity to love.
And for the folks out there who'd like to celebrate with me, go do something kind for someone. Make someone laugh. Put a little more good into the world.
Love you forever.
In December, an 85-year-old North Carolina widow called a tree company begging for firewood, she said she was cold and couldn't heat her home.
The owner delivered it free and then fixed her roof, her heat, her car, raised $20,000 for her Christmas... and STILL maintains her property free, checking on her every week.
Her name is Nana Abernathy. She had just lost her husband and was struggling to survive on her own when she made that call last December.
Paul Brittain, the owner, showed up with the firewood himself. No charge.
But while he was there, he noticed things: a leaking roof, a broken heating unit, a car that needed tires.
So he came back, this time with his whole crew.
They fixed the roof.
Replaced the heat.
Put new tires on her car.
All for free.
Then, for Christmas, Paul raised $20,000 for her.
To this day, he maintains her property at no charge and checks on her every single week, just to make sure she's okay.
He has never charged her a dime.
This is the America I love!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸
This lad playing bagpipes over the Muslim call to prayer is exactly how you preserve your culture.
Stand unapologetically for your own heritage.
Never allow Islam to erase generations of your history and identity.
We Jews are forever grateful to the non-Jews who have stood with us since the beginning of this war.
Thank you, from the bottom of our hearts. Israel does not stand alone.
Sen. John Fetterman tells Zohran Mamdani to "fix a pothole," blasting the NYC mayoral candidate for weighing in on foreign policy:
“Now you have the mayor of a city. You’re a mayor, dude. You’re a mayor. You can fix a pothole. You can take out the trash. But you can’t order people to arrest anybody any more than I could. I couldn’t have him arrested if he came to Pennsylvania. It’s a joke, and he’s a clown. He also said that Netanyahu is not welcome in New York. You can’t say that any more than I can say, ‘Mayor, you’re not welcome in Pennsylvania.’ So sit down. I know you’re a clown, and you’re just going to pander to the fringe because that’s part of your base. I know you’re angry at Netanyahu because he killed a lot of people you admire, whether it’s Sinwar, Nasrallah, or Qaani in Iran. He’ll only criticize the prime minister of Israel, but he never criticizes Hamas. He never criticizes Hezbollah or Iran. I’ve never heard the mayor condemn Iran for killing 30,000 or 40,000 of its own young people who were simply asking for democracy in their country.”
President Trump has asked all Americans to call Sen. John Thune's office and ask - RESPECTFULLY - that he gets the SAVE America Act passed. The "respectfully" part was a little hard for me, but I did it.
Now it’s your turn: (202) 224-2321
MIC DROP!🎤
Elon: “The fact, as you pointed out, is that a quarter billion people follow me. I think a lot more people actually like me than don’t, and I think a lot more people hate you and the media more than you realize.”
Rest in peace, sweet Will. 💔
At 12:45 a.m. Central time, this brave 15-year-old Alabama boy entered the gates of Heaven after his courageous battle with cancer. Surrounded by family, he took his final breath and received complete healing.
One teenager who inspired millions and changed more lives than most ever will.
“Our story with Will didn’t end today. It simply changed chapters.”
We’ll miss you, Will. Fly high, angel. 🙏❤️
10 Things I’ll Do for Ohio:
1. Slash your property taxes.
2. Abolish your state income tax.
3. Cut your electric bills.
4. Prosecute Medicaid fraud.
5. Bring higher standards to our schools.
6. Slice your healthcare costs.
7. Bring high-paying jobs back to our state.
8. Put human traffickers in prison where they belong.
9. Teach kids to be proud of our state & our country.
10. Crush crime in our cities.
Coming in 2027.
HOLY F'VCK 🚨
@JDVance just called out Thune and said the Save America Act is not dead
Raise your hand ✋️ if you want Vance to take the presiding chair as Senate President & enforce the rules that enables a talking filibuster
Let him know, he's tagged, he will see this 💯%
Sudden and awful news about Senator Lindsey Graham.
The United States Senate lost a foreign policy giant. On a personal level, he had always been kind, gracious, and thoughtful.
Gisele and I extend our deepest condolences to his family, friends, and staff.