Could you date a girl like me?
I would always be….
Be a different guy’s property every day
Be used by countless people and their friends
Always stretched out by someone other then you
Always randomly leaving the house
Always dressing to go out for other peoples attention
But I would always…
Put you above anyone else when I was with you
Obey your every command
Always let you know where I am, and always give you updates anytime you asked
Always get a video of everything I did while I was gone
Love you unconditionally for the rest of time
This is fucking hot…but I often wonder if the woman has any idea her husbands video will make its way to the internet…and what that fallout my look like. https://t.co/vcAU9epKCH