Broccoli Bob

All Bobby, All the time

[Broccoli Bob @bigdrbobby]

"bro...what if big Dr Bobby is dumb???"

[Broccoli Bob @bigdrbobby]

"bobbert... I like that. You can call me bobbert anytime"

[Broccoli Bob @bigdrbobby]

"can you PLEASE hurry up and post this bigdrbob"

[Broccoli Bob @bigdrbobby]

"big doctor Bobby is going down the drain"

[Broccoli Bob @bigdrbobby]

"it's just a meme. i don't know"

[Broccoli Bob @bigdrbobby]

"can I have a hug? oh wait! I'm a married man!"

[Broccoli Bob @bigdrbobby]

"my friend's family is really Italian...they make like, spaghetti and meatballs"

[Broccoli Bob @bigdrbobby]

"Finney's a...good"

[Broccoli Bob @bigdrbobby]

"wait, who's phone is this?" -Bobby, while holding his own phone

[Broccoli Bob @bigdrbobby]

"Bobby did you click on an ad?"
Bobby: "yeah"

[Broccoli Bob @bigdrbobby]

"India is definitely a word"

[Broccoli Bob @bigdrbobby]

"I will go on a date with anyone who likes this tweet" -Bobby Shearer, 2017

[Broccoli Bob @bigdrbobby]

"what? wow"

[Broccoli Bob @bigdrbobby]

"what is spicy pizza"

[Broccoli Bob @bigdrbobby]

"the teachers are so mad because they think my grade cheats at everything"
'well does your grade cheat at everything?'
"yeah"

[Broccoli Bob @bigdrbobby]

"blah blah blah BASKETBALL blah blah"

[Broccoli Bob @bigdrbobby]

"I've always had nipples"

[Broccoli Bob @bigdrbobby]

"They keep on making stuff up I should sue"

[Broccoli Bob @bigdrbobby]

"wait... 10 plus 10 is 1"