straight up idiot

please unfollow me

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Condom should’ve been called a cumdam

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Sometimes it can feel like it’s not up to you

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@alpharomusic Wow that is absolutely what is crazy about this picture. Wow that’s what’s crazy about it

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@gothhoessuck I’ll kill you motherfucker

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instagram really locked me out just cuz i posted about this rayban sale 8 times

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Job applications be like do you want to do our data analysis? Tell us if you’re gay

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One of these days I’m gonna say “I can’t do this for the rest of my life” and someone will say you already did sir

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We should remove “in god we trust” and replace it with thanks for the gold kind stranger

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Instead of clapping at the end of the flight those Canadians were probably like Boo!! Lol

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I’m not a cowboy im a cowguy

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You guys remember what fake news said whole state of California’s on fire. And oh now “federal money freeze” likes it’s frozen. Maybe take it to California’s

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why don’t we mash the Florida hurricanes into the California fires to
Put them out

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DEI? Look, most of us stopped saying it

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At a sit down restaurant asking if I can have some more

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Unstoppable force (emails) meets immovable object (myself)

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What’s the opposite of brainstorming cuz that’s what I’m doing rn

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I’ve been saying it for a long time.. women be doin this… men be doin that

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You come to me on the day of my daughters wedding and talk about cocks and bals

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New life update just dropped. They fixed pooping lets goooo

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If I am the burger king then you are my burger slave

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@rudy_betrayed Lotta unused space right there for cheap apartments!!!!