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Eat your vegetables and be nice to people

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Looks like I just found my new tinder bio

[shadow ban lanti @tubbbutter]

*making my pilgrimage and a cab cuts me off* “hey I’m hajjin here!”

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@tubbbutter Frogs are non-binary

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@tubbbutter Can confirm!!!

[Mike Reese @SheriffReese]

In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.

[jocelyn vlores @notjoss]

so schools can’t force students to wear a mask... but they can force girls to cover up when they wear a spaghetti strap tank top??? ok.

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@averagechuck503 Idk but ludacris is hosting the renewal of fear factor. So I feel like that’s also important to know.

[Emily Annette ❁ emllyannette.bsky.social @emllyannette]

If you can’t protest, here are some gofundmes and organizations that are accepting donations. The least you can do is retweet:

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I feel like my eyebrows are more like cousins but the kind that aren’t actually related, their just really good long term family friends

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@tubbbutter Are you guys okay?

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Asked my students about their pet peeves, Pat said “You’re my pet peeve”.

This kid is still learning English and he can lay on burns like that. I’m so proud 😢

[meaty keat @2goths1cup]

Absolutely wild that all of my friends are ungodly hot

[Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo]

Bruce Wayne is one year old!

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@jesseEturner Wow!!! Love!!!

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@41Strange @PaigeKracke tbt to that Thai horse actor and how much more fabulous horse he is than all the other horses that ever were or will be

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@jesseEturner Were you with Paige for this one

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Greatly overlooked skill adults have that kids severely lack is the ability to carry an open container of liquid without spilling 3/4 of it

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Maybe if everyone watched Avatar the Last Airbender things would be different

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Saka: “sorry I treated you like a girl when I should have treated you like a warrior”
Suki: “I am a warrior but I’m a girl too”