“Hey babe, my dad and his friends went to watch the Conor McGregor fight at the bar and I have the house all to myself😉”
Me on my way to the bar to watch the Conor fight with her dad:
Went on 3 dates, had an absolute blast. Didn’t crack (gentleman). Told me her parents would love me and that she can see us raising kids together in bed one night then posted another dude on her story last night. Budweiser and double A baseball