Ian

Musician, Official Little Stranger Hype-Man. My jokes are usually only funny to me

[Ian @bigebreeze]

Just about 8 years ago, @TMacPhils flambéed me and my wife on TV at a Phils game in Tampa. At least I live in Charleston now and far away from these kinds of attacks 😂😂😂

[Ian @bigebreeze]

Being an elder millennial is having psychosomatic coffee dumps.

If you smell a pot of coffee brewing first thing in the morning, start playing the bugles

[Ian @bigebreeze]

Looking back at Villa’s 11 match win streak

[Ian @bigebreeze]

@CurttiMagurtti Is this dude growing potatoes in his scalp like what the f

[Ian @bigebreeze]

I need to know that Eric Bacchus understands what a strike is. I need him to explain to me how much of the ball needs to be in the strike zone so I know what I’m dealing with here.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Gus Johnson might have came himself here

[Ian @bigebreeze]

@GabeOrtis Good run bro. I think you’ll have a chance to run it back!

[Hasan 👁‍🗨 @flackospalace]

@ColinKhann @Notthe786 BRO IM AN ARSENAL FAN NOT AN ACTUAL GOONER WTF😭😭😭

[Ian @bigebreeze]

Ohio is just West Virginia pretending to be Pennsylvania

[Ian @bigebreeze]

I’m afraid that if I watch The Sopranos to get past my anger of Philly sports my New York Italian Johnny boombatz oh no it’s happening please go Tigers

[Ian @bigebreeze]

@Phillies

[Ian @bigebreeze]

I’m at this point in the Phillies - Mets series

[Ian @bigebreeze]

I refuse to believe there are actual Mets fans

[jenny ❤️‍🔥🌈🍀 @sexyredsxoxo]

game 3 🔜

[Ian @bigebreeze]

Pretty messed up that the Tostitos logo is just two adults keeping a tortilla chip out of the reach of a child that, at this point, is really upset about it

[Ian @bigebreeze]

The best part about this flight delay was the pilot saying people could get off the plane, then the gate agent saying you could, but as soon as one person gets off, everyone has to and bring their personal items with them.

We are deep in stalemate territory.

[Ian @bigebreeze]

24 hour news channels have been churning out some “this is a time when we need to stop the poison” shit as though these same channels haven’t been profiting off making everyone hating each other for decades.

[Naima Cochrane @naima]

Levar Burton on reminding people that he's quietly one of the realest 🥷🏾's breathing

[Ian @bigebreeze]

@MikeHallYall @naima @BetUrBotumDolla You’re aware that slaves could not fully consent, let alone deny sexual advances from white people during that time without fear of repercussions or worse, or not?