Fuck a break up, have you ever met a person you had a brief but insane connection with and then the universe was like oops wait sorry that wasn't actually supposed to happen😭😭
I no know how I wan do am, but I wan dey both Muslim and Christian heaven when I die.
I go collect my 72 virgins from Allah, then carry dem go my mansion wey Jesus don prepare for me.
Things wey suppose lead to outrage Dey lead to skit, and when them make am them go begin remind una wey be audience say una no be their level and una broke.