they call me chuck

I like to write and co-host Imitating Art. Siri calls me a God of Donuts.

[they call me chuck @bigeffinmoose]

Their review, to be clear. Because I’m also not a proofreader. Please hire me to write your copy.

[they call me chuck @bigeffinmoose]

Eating at @TheCCF for the first time based on @heyriddleriddle‘s because I’m easily influenced.

[they call me chuck @bigeffinmoose]

Holy fuck it’s actually nice outside.

[the taint of human emotions @milleni_old]

The trailer for the Weird Al movie looks fun, but I think they should’ve just used the script to Walk the Line and changed some of the dialogue.

[they call me chuck @bigeffinmoose]

@EndlessJeopardy Who is the Poor Little Kitten?

[they call me chuck @bigeffinmoose]

@mmemordant I’m a gentile who prefers plain cream cheese. 🤷‍♂️

[they call me chuck @bigeffinmoose]

So, after I mentioned in a tweet that my @SitcomDnD T-shirt might be a size too small, they immediately DM’d* me a link to TeePublic’s return/exchange policy, and I think that’s so wholesome and sweet!

*no pun intended

[they call me chuck @bigeffinmoose]

I should’ve gone a size up, but I’m sure Beef would think it looks good. @SitcomDnD

[the taint of human emotions @milleni_old]

“They’re always after me Bucky Barnes!”

Happy Birthday to Sebastian Stan!

🎉

[they call me chuck @bigeffinmoose]

Ordered my sweet, sweet @SitcomDnD Bottoms Up shirt. Can’t wait for it to arrive so I can wear it around the house and when I eat potato chips and stuff.

[they call me chuck @bigeffinmoose]

“Prey” was great. Looking forward to watching it again and can’t wait for it’s sequel, “Love,” and the inevitable prequel, “Eat.”

[they call me chuck @bigeffinmoose]

90s kids: how did you prefer your fruit snacks? Rolled Up or By The Foot?

[they call me chuck @bigeffinmoose]

I need help manifesting a series of hardboiled fiction novels about Mike Ehrmantraut as a young detective in Philly.

[they call me chuck @bigeffinmoose]

Don’t ask me to Netflix and chill if you’re not ready to watch me frantically look up the IMDb page of every character actor in the movie then audibly chide myself for not remembering they were in an episode of Heroes 15 years ago.

[they call me chuck @bigeffinmoose]

Where’s the button to play this work day at 1.5x?

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

I have to be honest - I never understood what Kermit saw in Miss Piggy.

[they call me chuck @bigeffinmoose]

Democrats: We think Americans shouldn’t have to pay more than $35 for insulin.

Republicans: No cap.

[they call me chuck @bigeffinmoose]

Caller ID: Likely Spam
Me: 😒

What’s for dinner: Likely Spam
Me: 🤤

[they call me chuck @bigeffinmoose]

MyFitnessPal is always inaccurate, as it doesn’t let me count calories burned by smiling at dogs I see on my jog.

[they call me chuck @bigeffinmoose]

In my defense, I only Lord things over people because I haven’t figured out how to God things over people.