Em ✨

I met death and slapped his ass. Emily, 32, UK, she/they, bisexual. ♈️ Header and icon by @dovaldraws

[Em ✨ @bigemdeavour]

Awakened from my slumber to post jayvik enjoy sports fans
https://t.co/Q914Lj9rod

[Em ✨ @bigemdeavour]

The fact my hospital won’t provide wide spread cooling options in this weather has to not only be inhumane working conditions, but very dangerous for our patients. That’s not even considering the impact of lack of sleep on their rehabilitation

[Em ✨ @bigemdeavour]

I love my worksona she uses the term group stage correctly

[Em ✨ @bigemdeavour]

I hope everyone’s ready for a major uptick in underage drinking because there’s nothing for kids to do anymore

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “What was your screen time?”

Student: “Nine hours.”

BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”

Student: “Stare at a wall.”

[Em ✨ @bigemdeavour]

When I came out my mother cried, insulted my partner, said I’d ruined her hopes and stormed out of the house. My dad was utterly unbothered and talked with me for 2 hours about visiting Iceland. 14 years later and it’s still VERY clear which parent I’m closer to

[whales ☁️ @cowboywale]

happy pride month… racontez-moi vos coming out je suis curieux

[Em ✨ @bigemdeavour]

Keep your colleagues on their toes. Change your hair constantly and without warning

[Em ✨ @bigemdeavour]

You can literally say people are dying in this heat and they’ll still say the most insane thing like what happened to empathy over there

[Em ✨ @bigemdeavour]

The Americans in the replies here are not helping lmao god forbid a country known for complaining about the weather…complains about the weather

[Rex v Notan 💫 @notanerable]

The worst part of this shit is it would be fine if they could just be good humoured or normal about it, it could just be banter, but they’re **actually** furious

[Em ✨ @bigemdeavour]

Gf keeps going out, hair is now short

[Em ✨ @bigemdeavour]

Bulgaria take the win and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

[Em ✨ @bigemdeavour]

Had such a lovely time in Vienna then coming back to London immediately ruined my mood

[Em ✨ @bigemdeavour]

London Underground my beloathed. Convenient but you are the worst

[Em ✨ @bigemdeavour]

Who’s bright idea was it to make you walk a marathon to get from Heathrow to the Elizabeth line

[Em ✨ @bigemdeavour]

Patho fans let me tell you the very real experience of growing up and living in the capital, moving away, coming back and realising the capital SUCKS (this is about London)

[Em ✨ @bigemdeavour]

We had to say goodbye to our little girl yesterday. 12 years of having such a big personality in such a little being. Miss you already Theodosia ❤️

[Em ✨ @bigemdeavour]

@rubinstakh He’s clearly Scouse

[Em ✨ @bigemdeavour]

@spicydinos Inside Daniil are two wolves (necromancy and shooting himself)

[Em ✨ @bigemdeavour]

Aged another year

[Em ✨ @bigemdeavour]

British spring is its own thing, how have I seen sun, rain and hail in the space of like an hour

[Em ✨ @bigemdeavour]

Went to the cinema where I saw 4 navy ads and 1 RAF one. Things are clearly...bad

[Em ✨ @bigemdeavour]

My colleague is a lovely woman but if she asks me for anything that involves a crochet hook under 3mm again I’m going to do a Dankovsky in front of her