C'est les momo.

Madridista|CS|
Haafidh-l-Qur'an.

[C'est les momo. @Bigengine03_]

@horladime_Gee 🤣😭

[C'est les momo. @Bigengine03_]

make i bring mbappe stats from psg?🤣

[MUKHTAR @kollytheguru]

3 Laliga titles
2 super cup
1 Copa del rey title
First player to win LaLiga's Player of the Month award three times in a single season.
Most dribbles since debut
Most take ons
Most chances created in the 2025/26 season
Most assists in the 2025/26
2025/26 laliga player of the season

I can go on and on.

[C'est les momo. @Bigengine03_]

that's cissé, what're you doing trying to stirr up?!

[JayGlobalBanger¹⁵ @jayglobalbanger]

Wait… is that Diomande and Vini already dancing in the locker room? Mbappe fangirls won’t like this 😂

[C'est les momo. @Bigengine03_]

@horladime_Gee so as messi go ligue 1, mbappe big pass am?🤣

[C'est les momo. @Bigengine03_]

you gba too much, funnn!

[TheGrEAtGuYLaNRaY @LaNRaY_SHeeRan]

I never wanted Rodri. I’m more pained that Vini is staying while Rodri joins Barca instead of staying at City.
Expect us to have 24% possession whenever we face Barca. It’s certain. 😂
But Rodri isn’t Zidane, man… It’s all in your fucking head if you think the midfield we have can’t compete with Barca’s. Mbappé & Vini can’t play together. That’s is the major problem we didn’t fix.
Vini should have gone. Our entire transfer window is ruined.
You think Vini and Mbappe are going to help you press Pedri, Rodri & Olmo? Especially that madman Olmo?

[C'est les momo. @Bigengine03_]

you sef nor wan gree. 🤣🤣

[Temitayo Felix Ilori @TeeMento]

@ONGOD28 @Morris_Monye It’s also a sign to know you’ve been stupid from small.

[C'est les momo. @Bigengine03_]

you be fuu guy. 🤣🤣🤣😭

[Rich And Blind🦯 @ONGOD28]

@TeeMento @Morris_Monye It's a sign to know if your daughter will be dull or not

[The Benefactor @MrKalakuta]

Today, I officially became a Muslim.

Alhamdulillah.

This has been one of the most important days of my life. It wasn’t a sudden decision or something I did on impulse. It’s been a journey of learning, questioning, reflecting, and searching for the truth. I talked about this for years, and today, that journey reached its destination.

I wasn’t born into Islam, but the more I studied it, the more everything began to make sense. It gave me clarity where I had confusion, purpose where I felt lost, and answers to questions I’d carried for a long time. The peace I found in Islam is something I struggle to put into words.

This doesn’t mean I’m suddenly a perfect person. Far from it. I’m still going to make mistakes, I’m still learning, and I have a lifetime ahead of me to grow in my faith. But today marks the beginning of a new chapter, one where I hope to become a better man, strengthen my character, and build a closer relationship with Allah.

To everyone who supported me, and to my family, who never questioned my faith despite being devoted Christians and even encouraged me, thank you. Your kindness has meant more to me than you’ll ever know.

May Allah keep me steadfast, forgive my shortcomings, increase me in knowledge, and allow me to live and die upon Islam.

Alhamdulillahi Rabbil ’Alamin. 🤍

[C'est les momo. @Bigengine03_]

this one keh? he's not good defensively.
"press resistant", he makes costly mistakes, this boy!

[Ray @Ray_RMCF]

CONVERT HIM INTO A DM !!!

[⚡ @buttyagbero]

i don’t even complain anymore, i just thank god i got some.

[C'est les momo. @Bigengine03_]

you wey never reach ojuelegba dey get source, funny boy.

[TheGrEAtGuYLaNRaY @LaNRaY_SHeeRan]

So basically…
Vini told Perez he wouldn’t renew if Madrid signed Rodri because he couldn’t stand sharing a dressing room with the guy who “stole” his Ballon d’Or.
The wages and transfer fee Madrid had planned for Rodri were instead redirected into Vini’s new contract to keep him happy.
Madrid then informed Rodri’s agent, who contacted Deco about Rodri’s availability.
And you want me not to hate this foolish guy? 😂
The same guy who helped us win two UCLs might end up being the reason we go 10 years without a trophy.
Congratulations, FC Barcelona on ur total dominance. We will keep celebrating our 2024 ucl don’t worry 🥰

[C'est les momo. @Bigengine03_]

omo make una gtf jare.

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

Comunicado Oficial: Diomande.
https://t.co/tiTXGCCxg8

[C'est les momo. @Bigengine03_]

e ma ma puro werey.

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

My bank accidentally deposited $480,000 into my account.
I reported it immediately.
Instead of thanking me, they froze every account I owned.
That's when I realized the money wasn't sent by mistake...

[C'est les momo. @Bigengine03_]

@1neofWun i dey wonder waytin e buy.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Except you studied engineering course no way.

[C'est les momo. @Bigengine03_]

ridiculous? he was earning way more than that at paris.
kyky took a 40% pay cut to play for us, what are you on?!
viniciús should accept the offer on the table if not he can f0ck off.
if we played and won without the GOAT himself, we will without vini.

[✰ @DarrylRMFC]

Florentino Pérez created this problem himself

First, he chased Mbappé again after getting publicly rejected and renewed in 2022

Then he gave him a ridiculous contract, a €150M signing bonus, and 80% of his image rights

Now Vinicius is looking at that deal thinking, “I’m a global superstar too. Why shouldn’t I get the same?”

If Vini gets it, Jude will eventually want similar treatment as well, and then Valverde and so on

One decision messed up the wage bill and could end up costing the club hundreds of millions

We are absolutely COOKED

[C'est les momo. @Bigengine03_]

@heyydare maa fi epon se won lalejo. 🤣😭

[C'est les momo. @Bigengine03_]

@ayo__deji you think say na ai?🤣
dem say e smart for real life. 🤣

[C'est les momo. @Bigengine03_]

@ayo__deji waytin you go do again?🤣😭

[Enny @joyousadeola]

When God really wants to punish you for a sin, He will send an AYODEJI into your life. Then Ayodeji will lovebomb you for 2 weeks and make you fall for him. Then he’ll abruptly dump you after 2 months into the relationship like your heart does not deserve to be treated with care.

[C'est les momo. @Bigengine03_]

o gor gan, waa de fee ku. 😂

[Mardiyyah ❤️💐 @iam_Mardiyyah]

Pour me water please 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭