The Big Ern

[The Big Ern @bigernels]

@nationalmember Natty what club is called home

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@nationalmember @middleseatsimon This is the way.

[The Big Ern @bigernels]

@Mateer4Heisman_ @Oklahoma_AD Sunshine Pumper actually sucks

[Jeff Sunday @TheDegenWeekly]

There’s a great story about when Clinton Portis was severely hungover before a game. He was going to tell Mike Shanahan he couldn’t play. Shannon Sharpe stopped him and made him run sprints till he threw up. Portis rushed for 228 yards and 2 touchdowns.

I’m not here to tell you alcohol is good bc it’s not. It is poison and I wish I didn’t love it. But if you can’t go to the gym bc you’re hungover after 3 glasses of wine, you are just a ginormous pussy.

[The Big Ern @bigernels]

@Roy_Anderson867 Caught my first red fish on that beach

[Fran Walsh @FranWalsh73]

Drank all night with my brothers and sisters, lot of smiles lot of laughs.

Wouldn’t trade it for anything

Me and my buddies have a saying when it comes to drinking and training “You can’t be the man on Saturday night if your not the man Sunday morning”

Get up. Make your wife breakfast. Sip some coffee.

Go rip a few miles, lift some weights, yeah maybe you’re not 100% today, but you can still get better and get after it!

Never let a watch tell you how you should feel and dictate your day.

[The Big Ern @bigernels]

@buttercuts_ Such a good tan line

[The Big Ern @bigernels]

@EllyDeLaBoozer On Alistairs bag??

[The Big Ern @bigernels]

@danielbraden18 “Explain the system to me” well sir I’m no mechanic I just know when it breaks what checklist I need to run and then I get the airplane back to Mx for them to fix!

[MovieQuoteGuy69 @dorsalrub]

You scratch our backs we’ll scratch yours.

Well Jules… funny thing about my back is that it’s located on my cock

[The Big Ern @bigernels]

@nationalmember Incredible

[The Big Ern @bigernels]

@ChipJohnson01 Looking good Perry, what course is this?

[colin @bonyromo]

They’re doing doing pussy analytics and I’m one of the old assholes in moneyball who’s like look pal I know good pussy when I see it

[The Big Ern @bigernels]

@ChipJohnson01 @GreenGCA @callahan_kyle Where’s the home course now Perry

[MovieQuoteGuy69 @dorsalrub]

Gamblings illegal at Bushwood and I neverrrr slice

[MovieQuoteGuy69 @dorsalrub]

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[The Big Ern @bigernels]

@isleofpuffin @danielbraden18 You seem like a great person to share layovers with!