chris sears

Random white dude

[victor @ahbaaavic]

THE CEO WENT UNDERCOVER… AND HIS BEST EMPLOYEE QUIT 😳

[chris sears @bigfatspike]

Time out everyone! Awesome film review!
The 12th Man Film Review https://t.co/Op2QN3KVvg via @YouTube

[chris sears @bigfatspike]

Category: Ridonkulous
Ordered @CrackerBarrel for my Dad. Thought it would be nice to get a fruit cobbler with ice cream. This is what we got. A smattering of cold canned peaches. No cobbler. No spice. No ice cream. At least they consistently disappoint. #WFT LoL

[chris sears @bigfatspike]

@BNONews This totally looks like a deepfake.

[BNO News @BNONews]

BREAKING: Trump delivers concession speech, says new administration will be inaugurated on January 20

[chris sears @bigfatspike]

Okay Congress I get it, everybody is vying for the next sound bite but please stop and just get the job done.

[chris sears @bigfatspike]

🎉 There’s a Holiday Event going on in the #Webull mobile app! ✨ 2000 shares of APPLE stocks are waiting to be claimed. 💙 https://t.co/dpfallAfeQ

[chris sears @bigfatspike]

🎉 There’s a Holiday Event going on in the #Webull mobile app! ✨ 2000 shares of APPLE stocks are waiting to be claimed. 💙 https://t.co/PhsBFHWOa6

[chris sears @bigfatspike]

Is this a deepfake or what?

[chris sears @bigfatspike]

@kaitlancollins You have the power! I love that your mere presence can melt down the POTUS. Your persistence is what carries me through this nightmare!

[chris sears @bigfatspike]

@meganamram Should I call both him and R. Kelly "Daddy'? I am cornfused.

[chris sears @bigfatspike]

@rosebudbaker i laughed til i peed (just a little)

[chris sears @bigfatspike]

@ambermruffin i profess my undying love to you, but not because your name rhymes with muffin, because that would be weird. and i am totally not weird.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Ivanka and Jared are such good Jews that they're making sure no one forgets about concentration camps

[chris sears @bigfatspike]

#WompWomp
@CLewandowski_,This is #MAGA? Really? What a P.O.S.

[chris sears @bigfatspike]

WTF is with the FIFA world cup coverage? It appears the only live camera is on the blimp hovering above the stadium. Come on @FoxSports No side line cameras or on screen stats? We are watching ant soccer.

[chris sears @bigfatspike]

I am deeply saddened by this. Too much for this week. https://t.co/AOB2WkbFdz

[chris sears @bigfatspike]

this tragedy, er travesty: https://t.co/TFRbaFholk
#whydidpebbleshavetodie #pebblesspiritwillhauntyourairline

[chris sears @bigfatspike]

This confuses me on many levels. https://t.co/SssP7Xgrdv

[chris sears @bigfatspike]

Current State of the Alt-Nation:

Thinking sucks! -Beavis

Work sucks, let’s go break something! -Butthead