BREAKING: White House staffers are reportedly worried Trump's speech amid a heat wave will result in a "grotesque image" where his hairdo is ruined with sweat leaving streaks down his orange makeup, and his massively swollen cankles could rupture rubbing against his tight shoes.
BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly not talking to JD Vance anymore after the New York Times published the bombshell story reporting how Vance held multiple secret meetings behind his back to advocate for releasing allegations in the Epstein Files that incriminated him.