gary tard

internal dialogue

[gary tard @bigfuker7]

@E_Rexx_Sean Classic Rex

[gary tard @bigfuker7]

Calling dibs on IG models in the gc as if I wouldn’t shit and vomit on myself if I saw them in person

[gary tard @bigfuker7]

fartin in club space

[gary tard @bigfuker7]

always had a thing for ugly broads

[Oscar “Big O” Johnson @Oscarvenom387]

No way those things are stock

[Conor D. Oil @RealConorOil]

@jayjjalen Trump did NOT suck off Bill Clinton!! If, IF, one of them sucked off the other, it was BILL THROATING TRUMP'S HUGE PATRIOTIC MEAT!!!

[gary tard @bigfuker7]

If I could hire someone to bathe me I would. I’d value the convenience.

[gary tard @bigfuker7]

hey siri call daddy poo poo bear

[gary tard @bigfuker7]

@E_Rexx_Sean how was it

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

@Dloading Hitler saying be respectful to others

[gary tard @bigfuker7]

they should make it so that if someone makes me mad while driving i can shoot them in the head

[gary tard @bigfuker7]

pulling up a bunch of graphs and charts on my work computer so everyone in the office thinks I’m a genius

[gary tard @bigfuker7]

dropping everything to stare at the plane flying over

[gary tard @bigfuker7]

@JudgeEnjoyer @WakeBaseball @NCAABaseball you’re being a gay little faggot

[gary tard @bigfuker7]

i can predict the ethnicity of bad drivers with uncanny accuracy

[gary tard @bigfuker7]

@WadeTownsendMan @AccidentalBron

[gary tard @bigfuker7]

@GrahamsHouse69 cheers, kenz

[gary tard @bigfuker7]

jerking off until my ham bleeds in the hospital parking lot right before my bloodwork so the doctor prescribes me test

[Wally Balls @TheImplication4]

Need to get to a Mexican pharmacy. STAT

[gary tard @bigfuker7]

@TheImplication4 This should do numbers

[gary tard @bigfuker7]

my body is the vessel in which drug and alcohol exercise their power