Dill

former doctor

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Y’all are some geniuses

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

They swear before God and the nation to uphold the Constitution, and then they wipe their ass with it in front of us all.

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

American media used to call the USSR a "gerontocracy" because many of their officials were in their 70s.

Now, members of the US Congress stay decades and cling to power until death. Many are in their 80s. Dianne Feinstein was 90 and had no idea where she was. Chuck Grassley is 92. Biden is now 83. Trump will be 80 in June. Pelosi is finally leaving at 86.

The Congressmember who announced this Congressman's death herself is 82 years old (Virginia Fox), with a history of obvious confusion and dementia. The Hill is like a nursing home.

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

If you could travel back to 2015 -- let alone 2005 -- and explain that a founding leader of Al Qaeda in Syria will be made President with the help of the US and Israel, then warmly welcomed in the WH and western capitals, you'd be called a crazy anti-west conspiracy theorist.

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

Last year at the SOTU, President Trump declared that a new golden age was upon us. Trump promised that DOGE would cut hundreds of billions in fraud, that he would end the war in Ukraine and that the era of regime change wars was over.

This year, after doing none of that, he will be selling a stupid unpopular war for Israel in Iran.

[Dissident West @dissidentwest]

Lmfaoooo

His manager, his accountant, his lawyer and his agent all told em not to tell this joke for some reason 🤣

[Matt @twentysidesmatt]

Literally hooked him, held him, AND dragged him to the ground.

Refs look at it. Nah, no foul!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

50 Cent posted this on Instagram after his Diddy documentary hit #1 on Netflix, beating Stranger Things😭😭😭

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Don’t forget to use total games & rushing yards for QBs in this graphic @espn

Fernando Mendoza
• 13 games
• 3,220 total yards
• 39 TDs

Diego Pavia
• 12 games
• 4,018 total yards
• 36 TDs

[ESPN @espn]

"Now just put us in the Playoff." 🍿

Diego Pavia and his O-Line pulled up to #UFC323 🔥

[Matt @twentysidesmatt]

Fernando Mendoza's last 5 games (including tonight): 1,007 yards passing, 69 yards rushing.

Diego Pavia last 4 games: 1,290 yards passing, 368 yards rushing.

Mendoza has a full extra game and isn't even close.

What are we even doing here!?

[Vanderbilt Football @VandyFootball]

Per @espn, must’ve missed these

Vanderbilt
SOR – 11
SOS – 22

@VandyFootball still out?

[Diego Pavia @diegopavia02]

I am super humbled and blessed to receive such a prestigious award! I can’t thank my teammates and coaches enough for making this all come to fruition! Blessings and can’t wait to accept this award in person! Thank you Jesus! YOU ARE REAL‼️🤍

[Sasquatch Unfiltered @sasquatchvlogtv]

When you try to drive but your body says 'nah, we nap now.' 😅

[Vanderbilt Football @VandyFootball]

Enjoyed our time on Rocky T̶o̶p̶ **flop

[Auric, Originator of the Vanderbilt Doom Loop @AuricGoldfnger]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Vanderbilt Doom Loop.

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Diego Pavia is the first SEC player with 250 Pass yards, 150 Rush yards in a game since Jayden Daniels in his Heisman-winning season 🔥

Will we see Pavia take the trip to New York? 🤔

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Group Heisman pose was COLLLLDDD

[Diego Pavia @diegopavia02]

Sorry for the 1st half peeps
#AnchorDown