colin murphy

[colin murphy @biggaymurph]

Has anyone else noticed the @jcpenney slogan, "when it fits, you feel it" haha

[colin murphy @biggaymurph]

@DaREALMrFrancis and stop sending me stupid snapchats of u listening to music

[colin murphy @biggaymurph]

@DaREALMrFrancis put vodka in your redbull pussy

[colin murphy @biggaymurph]

@DerekSnee jk u might be a fag

[colin murphy @biggaymurph]

@DerekSneed @Mr_Flantastic_ jk neither of u are fags and he beat me fair and square

[colin murphy @biggaymurph]

@DerekSneed @Mr_Flantastic_ actually I tore something in my shoulder slamming that little fag to the ground. FAG

[colin murphy @biggaymurph]

If you can name the next person that's gonna stop me... I'll suck your dick. Or clam (depending on gender)

[colin murphy @biggaymurph]

You pick the casket I'll put the nail through it

[colin murphy @biggaymurph]

Sometimes the storks arms get real tired and he just leaves the baby wherever he's at.

[colin murphy @biggaymurph]

Wouldn't dap u with the left hoe. Shut the fuck up

[colin murphy @biggaymurph]

@DanDell24 @Mr_Flantastic_ @rsearles175 @ItsMyGuy.They had one white robes And they was fuckin each other in the ass. LIKE A CHOO CHOO TRAIN

[colin murphy @biggaymurph]

I also love snapchats of little kids I don't know or ever care to know and the food that people are eating

[colin murphy @biggaymurph]

I love when people send snapchats looking out their windshield while they're in traffic so you can hear the song they're listening to...

[colin murphy @biggaymurph]

@joeyB_316 wow and three missed calls

[colin murphy @biggaymurph]

@joeyB_316 you're an asshole anyway and I'm glad u wasted your time and gas

[colin murphy @biggaymurph]

Time to get my life back in the order I want it in

[colin murphy @biggaymurph]

@DanDell24 I wish

[colin murphy @biggaymurph]

Promethazine over Pinot

[colin murphy @biggaymurph]

If you're not first you're last

[colin murphy @biggaymurph]

Today I am thankful for being extremely good looking.