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[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

No donkey Kong country for old men

[ART SALE🎨💰 Stoatley (SEE PINNED!) @MatthewTheStoat]

Can't wait for the next round of discourse about this video, truly we are in purgatory forever

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

I met a friend for coffee and he was trying out a bucket hat phase. No warning text, no heads-up. Just unsolicited bucket hat. Brutal.

[Adika @Adikastakes]

I just realized that I’ve wasted my whole life on the side of twitter that speaks English 😭

[meher ꕤ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷🇮🇶🇫🇷🇭🇷 @mistinthenight]

i was lost between borders norwegian citizen born in norway stuck in india surviving being a tourist guide smoking on the fucking roads don’t you think i wanna get some kind injustice against the government when im 33 years old have zero schooling they haven’t done the shit they

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Mark Whalberg successfully beating the terrorists to death on the 9/11 flight, commandeering the cockpit and immediately flying it right into a Vietnamese community center

[🇪🇬 🎸 @tsukkiyomiii]

my boy said “do you still need hotspot?” in front of the girls

[🧘🏽‍♀️ @iluvt1gers]

when i’m wearing a watch to be performative and someone genuinely asked me what the time is

[Unworthy Hand @kisstheblade_]

They were able to capture that real 18th century aristocrat verisimilitude by casting an actual pedophile for the role.

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

They’re charging people who were trying to bring children food with the death penalty but yeah totally not Nazi Germany 2.0

[Kees @openbaardronken]

Alle buitenlanders denken steeds dat hij moet huilen maar zo kijkt hij gewoon hahaha

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Those mossad tapes must be diabolical

[᲼🇸🇴 @triptothecoast]

Tried fighting a Afghan freshie and his whole family jumped me

[🌐 @nosnusi]

Universities when they see a washed professor with a bad accent

[Tymon 🇪🇺 @tywojci]

this is going to hit Rotterdam worse than the 1940 bombing runs

[p. @sixinchbeys]

music journalism is so cooked your choices are either eat chicken with a british woman or eat chicken with a bald man

[plazy ☾*✲⋆. @plazynoodles]

these people kept fearmongering sharia law new york only to act like conservative morality police lmfao