Geoffry Hawthorne III

Former Pi Kappa Alpha Chancellor of Brotherhood l Jagermeister enthusiast l Dip enjoyer l Chick magnet l Kodak Black listener l UGA ‘87 Graduate

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

I wonder if Big Justice ever gets called “a fat piece of lard” or “porky” or “fatty” or “triple belly” or “piggy if he ate all the other piggies” when he tries to play baseball

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

Not even mad just so disappointed #fuckoklahomo

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We did fight for independence for people to watch soccer instead of CWS #suckfoccer

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

It’s always lax to fraternity this, lax to fraternity that. Real underdog is cart boy to fraternity

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

Think the 2 coffees and 5 velos make me spend more time on the porcelain throne than actual lifting…

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

@TerryTime45 They just rip

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

@MrTerryM Have you listened to Kodak black?

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

@ThebigARCHsneed Does the pope shit in his hat

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

@Braves just hit a wall off bomb on Mario super sluggers, DMs are open. #supersluggers

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

@MrTerryM Might be the only option…

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

Mom bought me an old row zyn tee. Might be my last post

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

Haven’t posted in a while, lmk what I should dox

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

How did people drive before reels? #LANK

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

@Horacespencer88 Do you also despise pussy?

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

@MrTerryM

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@MrTerryM Left pinky toe

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

You can take me out of the classic city, but you can’t take the classic city out of me. #feet

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

Might get into word carving. Give me some tips #lank

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

Days unemployed: 0

[Geoffry Hawthorne III @BigGEOFFRY]

This kid and the rizzler #rock