Claude Baws

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Sources tell me there are disgruntled owners around the league. There are whispers of a lockout when the leagues CBA is up in 2039. Though nothing has any substance to it just yet.

Per Cornell 7

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Underreported:
2000s Patriots still suck.

Per Me

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Good news from Texans practice this morning:

Nico Collins spoke to press and is good to go week 3. Looks to have a big week with lots of potential against a banged up colts defense.

Per Me

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Under reported: Barkley is being shipped off to team Jarvis for a return of Travis Etienne and Mondre Stevenson. Surprising move considering the team departing with Saquon is coined “win now, lose later”. Sources say he’s tanking his draft pick for Commish favors down the road

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B-B-B-BAWS BAWMB:
Baltimore Bengals and Laddy Maye are in agreeance of a trade that will force a team rebranding on both ends(possible team name trade?). Laddy Maye gives up: Maye, McConkey, and Judkins, in return for the Bengals Burrow and Chase. Huge moves in the league today.

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B-B-B-BAWS BAWMB:
The Garrett Wilson sweepstakes are over, with sources telling me 3-4 teams were in the mix. The final deal sends the young WR to the wagon that is The Direwolves. Full compensation includes:
Wilson, 2028 2nd, Xavier Leggette in exchange for a 2028 1st and Tracy

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Source: GM Laddy Maye and GM Win now lose later in agreeance for block buster trade, headlined by CeeDee Lamb and Ashton Jeanty swaps. This trade has shaken up the league, as two former first round start up picks have now been moved.

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@rantinnraven @masnRoch Only pitching an inning

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@babaken_0 @iamSauceGardner Shut up chud

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If 92% of guys can’t even find a clitoris why the fuck would they invent collard shirt collar buttons. #incel #employedandpissed

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@_chelub_ My entire life is a lie

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@ShamsCharania 1 ICE murder per wizards game and we’ll have salvation

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