Big Jerk

Like you really read this crap anyways

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Keep their eyes distracted by the flesh of your skin in order to distract the ear from your horrible singing.
- Cher's success story

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RoboCat #Change2LettersRuinAFilm

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Pearl Harder #Change2LettersRuinAFilm

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Ghostbashers #Change2LettersRuinAFilm

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Jobs 2 The Revenge #Change2LettersRuinAFilm

[Thunderous Prophet 🇺🇦 @WaltzingRhino]

Can't believe Gaga mocked the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre. #NeverRemember

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This is the worst performance Pinocchio has ever given. #SuperBowl #PepsiHalftime

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Brady has been hit more times this game than the girlfriends of Chris Brown have been. #SuperBowlSunday #SuperBowl

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Short Island Medium #ReduceATVShow

[ADC @angedcoop]

Small Brother #ReduceATVShow

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The Bottom #ReduceATVShow @TheMiddle_ABC

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The Silverbergs #ReduceATVShow @TheGoldbergsABC

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https://t.co/ZXdm92SAVo? More like F.B.I DNA data bank. No thanks. I don't need to know if I'm part Irish. I already know I'm part asshole.

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Lets thank the officers who beat Rodney King. Without them, would he have asked America if we could all just get along? #PenceBlackHistory

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This #BHM let's remember to thank the black people who sold their own race into slavery. It's the reason for the season. #PenceBlackHistory

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#OneThingIHaveLearned is that none of you guys on twitter can go #OneDayWithoutACellPhone

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You're fishing pole gets a giant tug on it at the river #CatfishWarningSigns

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I keep hoping someone will steal my identity and raise my damn credit score already.

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@EthanRparsons @RoadToSix @eaglespIs @CowboysFan09_ glad he's gone. Now we have the beast @EzekielElliott. Future looks bright.

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@WEEDSHUDBLEGAL their biggest accomplishment is being able to say they went. 500 against the Cowboys!