applejuice handler

/pun guzzler/ . Ordinary AWE truther.

[applejuice handler @biggestsquid]

Idk there’s just something about that fox in How to Disappear Completely being obsessed with wedding rings… especially him giving back the FIRST one and running off with a SECOND… HMMMMM #htdc 🤔

[sunny ๑ï @lateromanticss]

will's heterophobia is integral to his character

[applejuice handler @biggestsquid]

@dios_bando But you’re right. That boy shouldn’t be working 😩💅

[applejuice handler @biggestsquid]

@dios_bando CEO Mike has discovered that his secretary, Will, has been borrowing money from the company (in cahoots with an accountant). Mike says he won’t fire him or call the police, IF he can pay him back in sexual favors every week, for the amount of time it would take to pay back on 1/2

[applejuice handler @biggestsquid]

@balkanfinalgirl They couldn’t wait six months to do an interview to answer questions they’ve already answered. I’ll give it three years.

[applejuice handler @biggestsquid]

@nsfwkaru Will I be shot if I say frat Mike 🫣

[applejuice handler @biggestsquid]

@jikook4pran @himbobi_wan Reminds me of Mike and Will from this omegaverse fic I’m reading…

https://t.co/XB4x8Wm9iV

https://t.co/YV23MFBWe5

[applejuice handler @biggestsquid]

@jeaanmoreau I can’t DM you, would you be able to send it my way, please?

[applejuice handler @biggestsquid]

@lynbugxo They said their true passion was in directing (NOT writing), didn’t they? I’m dying to know if they directed Finn that way, or they’re really so SUPERHETERO™️ that they really couldn’t see it.

[applejuice handler @biggestsquid]

@CINNAM0NCIDER I don’t know anyone that doesn’t take off their shoes at home. I need to know where this stereotype keeps coming from 😭😭

[applejuice handler @biggestsquid]

@lynbugxo “Is he still gay?” Mike’s always like ‘Maggie did nothing wrong!’ every 20 minutes. Idk, that question struck me as pretty fuckin’ rude, my dude. Maybe that’s just me though.

[applejuice handler @biggestsquid]

Maybe there’s something WRONG with that FIRST WEDDING ring. Maybe maybe.

[applejuice handler @biggestsquid]

Idk there’s just something about that fox in How to Disappear Completely being obsessed with wedding rings… especially him giving back the FIRST one and running off with a SECOND… HMMMMM #htdc 🤔

[applejuice handler @biggestsquid]

What I imagine you guys look like as you realize, in real time, just how fucking slow a reader I am…as you watch me like your Byler micro-fic piece by piece.

[applejuice handler @biggestsquid]

@beaubyler …tell me more

[applejuice handler @biggestsquid]

@balkanfinalgirl Also, it’s something that has been brought up in multiple “Mike is queer” proofs, and they didn’t believe it then. Why the sudden change??

[applejuice handler @biggestsquid]

@CINNAM0NCIDER I hear you. I once submitted asking if I could spin a scenario about a particular thing, and they were like, “no thank you, not interested in that.” I was like “OPE”. They were nice about it, still hurt though lmao.

[applejuice handler @biggestsquid]

@dionoussu But they continue to be an obnoxious and antagonistic meanie. I’m sure it’s exhausting to be this obsessed with other people’s interests all the time.

[applejuice handler @biggestsquid]

@dionoussu Example:

[𝚋𝚎𝚊 ݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ REVISION. @wheelrrwise]

i’m writing a fic ok…. but there’s no smut….. can i get the non porn addicted bylers who are capable of reading outside of smut to hmu……