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joined here for my homie bobsled and Josh.skank

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Why did my phone try to autocorrect assman to Asian?

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I swish the tens respected that I like deftones a little more but what are you gonna fuckin do?

[Alex Coffey @byalexcoffey]

Sunday marks the 25th anniversary of Chris Falcone jumping into the penalty box to take on Tie Domi.

The Havertown native became a local legend.

He has only one regret.

“I wouldn’t have worn a jacket. That’s it.”

(Domi pulled the jacket over his head) https://t.co/dcRegCeTUl

[Rep. Pat Ryan @RepPatRyanNY]

If I hear one more DC politician who’s never served a day in uniform sitting in a gold plated office try to talk tough, having never seen what war is about, I’m going to lose my mind.

We’re going to hold the President accountable – and the American people are on our side.

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#kingOfCoinsForever

[Orlane Ripoll @OrlaneRipoll1]

@Yassix_yt Mais t’es au courant qu’il y a des femmes grosse qui n’ont pas de poitrine ? J’ai vriament l’impression d’apprendre des choses à des enfants putain

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I like when Nick and AJ beef it’s kinda sexual

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Ba ba dup a da ba dup a dum….#FreeTimSaunders

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Stop listening to what geico tells you and just BECOME your parents (they’re hot)

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Dino nuggies and spring mix

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@TracyMcBradey Did she just put him in rice?

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Buncha flyers fans that don’t know who Matt read is….

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Things I heard at a hockey game:

Child: dad, why is vanilla white?
Dad: someone came up with the idea to make vanilla white and chocolate brown idk….

Never related to someone unrelated to me so much…

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Jul 20, 2019: started doin these dishes…

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With the success of gambling, the nfl is moving to incorporate more vices into their stadiums with the introduction of Stefon Diggs themed Pink Powder rooms for the ladies. Big win for gender inclusivity.

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@PhilthyWabbit Ask with your desires

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@TheEagleTimes_ Marvin McNutt

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@PhilthyWabbit Team is way too good for D-

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@ShitpostReels Jerry Jones dealing with his roster for the upcoming season

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Heading to Wawa before 7am just to stay dangerous