McGovern

[A salmon dinner @holzawn]

I WANT A COKE ZERO

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Just met a girl whose dad owns an air conditioning business

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Edward Norton talking to himself at the USA-Türkiye game 😅

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

the intimacy of secretly hoping they'll still come back

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

finally some discourse I can get behind

[Magills @magills_]

Europeans discovering Anderson, IN

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

don’t expect me to put my cigarette away if your kid is ugly as fuck man

[JazzBG 🇧🇬🇪🇺🇺🇦 @JazzBulgaria]

Every time Trump’s poll numbers drop:

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

OPEN THE STRAIT. CLOSE THE STRAIT. WE ARE BLOCKADING. LIFT SANCTIONS. IMPOSE NEW SANCTIONS. JD IS IN PAKISTAN. JD IS NOT IN PAKISTAN. STILL BLOCKADING. WE HAVE AN AGREEMENT. THERE IS NO AGREEMENT THAT IS FAKE NEWS. BOMBING AGAIN SOON (MAYBE)!

[vandul @_vandul]

the sandy hook family members and Tim Heidecker all dressed as Alex Jones in full body makeup and prosthetics opening the first show singing “imagine”

[ethan @Avery4Heisman_]

Life in a college town the second it turns 80 degrees

[glock ☦︎ @gloccnem]

the weather sucks today

[aarøn. @ayroned]

whenever I see teenagers working at a movie theater

[L3 Tweet Engineer @MegaBasedChad]

Gavin Newsom looks like the president in a movie where the main character is a dog

[Wefail @wefail]

The Garden of Earthly Delights -V2