matt seemley

Not known as a giver of fucks.

[richard bacon @richardpbacon]

Wonderful

[matt seemley @biggiesafe]

@CraigyG123 I’ve heard**

[matt seemley @biggiesafe]

@CraigyG123 Most important podcast of heard all year pal.

[matt seemley @biggiesafe]

@Alun101 @JonathanPieNews You had a shed?? (Scoffs) The decadence!!

[The New Statesman @NewStatesman]

EXCLUSIVE : A video shared with the New Statesman showed Sunak boasting to Conservative Party members that he was prepared to take public money out of “deprived urban areas” to help wealthy towns.

[Danny John-Jules @DannyJohnJules]

Does anyone know if this threat includes screenshots ...? 😵‍💫

[matt seemley @biggiesafe]

@SWFCeveryday One of the best to wear the shirt.

[matt seemley @biggiesafe]

@WednesdayRetro @SWFCeveryday Can’t think of a worse signing if I’m being honest….there must be some, surely?

[matt seemley @biggiesafe]

@Stevie27B Qqqlqllqqqql@l

[matt seemley @biggiesafe]

@Stevie27B Happy birthday pal.

[Otto English @Otto_English]

We're not allowed to talk about the £350 million on the side of the bus for the NHS. I've been told this many times. It's not fair because they didn't mean it. Or something. Or perhaps we have to move on. Either way calling them LIARS who LIED to win is not cricket... I'm told

[matt seemley @biggiesafe]

@scully1888 7EOC2BBO- the action replay (cheat cartridge) code for infinite health on street fighter 2 for the SNES, this has not left my brain for just under 30 years and yet I cannot remember some of my coworkers names at this very moment.

[Tez @tezilyas]

‘Whatever you need, that’s what you’re gonna get.’

The 1% clapping for 1%.

[matt seemley @biggiesafe]

@PS5StockAlertUK 5 hours in the queue......sold out. It’s the hope that kills you 😂😂😂

[matt seemley @biggiesafe]

@chrismcclure86 Terminally short memories in this country pal. Fucking woeful.

[matt seemley @biggiesafe]

@itsbeadux All of them, all the animals.

[Nick Harvey @mrnickharvey]

The coughing MP speaks for all of us.

[matt seemley @biggiesafe]

@redhead_ordead

[Stig Abell @StigAbell]

The letter in the case of Doobie Brothers vs Bill Murray is one of the greatest pieces of legal correspondence I have ever seen.