Melanie Schmalz

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[Melanie Schmalz @biggieschmalz2]

@Sethrogen Ya know how I know you’re gay?
You watch “Murder, she wrote”

[Melanie Schmalz @biggieschmalz2]

@Sethrogen Congrats on potentially spelling “masseuse” correctly without autocorrect 👏👏 I mean you’re only extremely successful, but those little things can get ya 🤷‍♀️

[Melanie Schmalz @biggieschmalz2]

@lildickytweets just watched the first season. Loved it and could relate a ton. I just got head too

But Honestly a genius idea for a show 👏

#Masterpiece

[Melanie Schmalz @biggieschmalz2]

@realbinioba Girl is just mad lost #pray4steph #90DayFiance

[Melanie Schmalz @biggieschmalz2]

@ChloeTheGr8st That guy is a total hype! He gives me fkn anxiety

[Melanie Schmalz @biggieschmalz2]

@AnnetteBonacci2 I really like him...I don’t think he’s getting down with his mom and it makes me angry when ppl throw shade #90DayFiance

[Melanie Schmalz @biggieschmalz2]

@breeeezzzzz Can this guy please just never speak again? You’re an actual asshole at heart so I have no shame in saying that. Phony ass

[Melanie Schmalz @biggieschmalz2]

@Sammiegives0fux It’s embarrassing to watch #90DayFiance

[Melanie Schmalz @biggieschmalz2]

@FlossBossAlana I totally agree. Totally polar opposites. I do like them and think they’re beautiful, but I think Steph is too insecure. #90DayFiance

[Melanie Schmalz @biggieschmalz2]

@Lady_Boss_Lisa This is going to sound dumb, but I’m not too familiar with foreign countries...so do Australian normally look like Ash, with the ten skin and dark hair, weird ass eyes...? I feel like I have seen that before, but I assumed most of them were usually Caucasian. #90dayfiance

[Melanie Schmalz @biggieschmalz2]

@audreyseraphin He’s a total pig

[Melanie Schmalz @biggieschmalz2]

@90DayFianceCast

[Melanie Schmalz @biggieschmalz2]

@90DayFianceCast They’re goofy, but Anna and Marcel are adorable.

[Melanie Schmalz @biggieschmalz2]

@taurusismagic In my experience, I’ve noticed that it’s a rare occasion that I’ll get along with another Taurus. A Capricorn, Aquarius, and/or Aries is a hit or miss. Gemini’s I tend to like. Cancer...unfortunately not. I do like Sag’s though...Well that’s my input haha. Lotta elements tho.

[Melanie Schmalz @biggieschmalz2]

@taurusismagic Always fall for Virgos or Scorpios. Pisces tend to be good friends and even Leos. My favorite sign is a Libra though. They drive me crazy but I respect them, plus it’s my favorite time of year so I guess I’m biased 🤷‍♀️

[Melanie Schmalz @biggieschmalz2]

@NatLiszka That’s good luck! @NatLiszka