Mike Carpenter

[Mike Carpenter @biggmike40]

@SanjitTheBear @equityblueinc @CardDecline 💰💰

[Mike Carpenter @biggmike40]

How that is not a fumble is beyond me

[Mike Carpenter @biggmike40]

I wonder if anyone dressed up as Bryce Harper today so they could be a clown for Halloween?

[Mike Carpenter @biggmike40]

@Kfark15 @MLB Unbelievable

[Mike Carpenter @biggmike40]

Don’t worry @MLB looks like Rendon bailed you out today

[Mike Carpenter @biggmike40]

Does @MLB really want the Astros to win that badly? Lol

[Mike Carpenter @biggmike40]

Lol wow that is one god awful call

[Mike Carpenter @biggmike40]

Started David Johnson and left Chase Edmonds on the bench. A sad day for my fantasy football 😪

[Mike Carpenter @biggmike40]

Glasnow is straight filth

[Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball]

RT for a chance to win this signed baseball from:

Minor League Player of the Year, Wander Franco
Minor League Pitcher of the Year, Joe Ryan

#RaysUp | https://t.co/nVCzqVbFMu

[Mike Carpenter @biggmike40]

Rays are hotttttt. Life is good

[Mike Carpenter @biggmike40]

Just saw someone advertising a “hooded rain jacket”.... So who are the people who prefer to have rain jackets without hoods?

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

That’s literally what I get paid to do Darren.

[Mike Carpenter @biggmike40]

And at 1:44 AM on a Monday morning before work, it was in that moment that he realized grad school is really hard 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Ryan Divish @RyanDivish]

Dee Gordon:
"I got one thing to say and I said it 3 years ago and I'm going be done with it. If you don't believe in God, you might want to start. I said it three years ago when I hit the homer for Jose. They had a no-hitter today. Y'all better start. That's all I got."

[Mike Carpenter @biggmike40]

The Angels combined no hitter for Tyler Skaggs and the Dee Gordon HR for Jose Fernandez are truly what make sports great.

[Mike Carpenter @biggmike40]

If this thunderstorm causes my power to go out again 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Mike Carpenter @biggmike40]

It actually amazes me the amount of times my group prefers to meet at 9pm on either Fridays or Sundays.

[hog @Doowgoh]

When I hear about what drunk me did

[Mike Carpenter @biggmike40]

Hahaha man oh man sometimes you just starting feeling bad for people.