Alice

wherever I’m at is always my favorite place to be // 28 // Most Dope

[Alice @biggnugs]

September 7th, 2018

[Alice @biggnugs]

And the universe grants it 🙏🏻 (no external devices to fix my leg)

[Alice @biggnugs]

At the mercy of the universe

[Alice @biggnugs]

I need more tattoos

[chichi @even_scarecrows]

Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is Telling Her How You Really Feel

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I really think there’s a correlation between survival mode & not decorating your home.

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

Look how quickly they assimilate.

[Alice @biggnugs]

They sayin I’ve been gone too long
I could just tell em “fuck you” but that come on too strong

[Alice @biggnugs]

@yapdoss Imagine having $90,000 and buying something gay

[Alice @biggnugs]

If you work customer service you should be allowed to tell one customer per week to fuck off

[mads 🐞 | NOAH KAHAN 35 DAYS @dubsinfive]

i’m sorry there’s just no way people prefer this to winter

[Alice @biggnugs]

I was wearing sweatpants in the garage with the door down while trying to assemble a dirtbike carrier and it felt like I was about to sweat my dick off in a way that is medically accurate

[Alice @biggnugs]

Burger so juicy I had to take my watch off first

[Unusual Frog @TheUnusualFrog]

POV: The Strait of Hormuz every time the stock market closes

[CageMath @ThatCageMathGuy]

This post-White House victory pic of Justin Gaethje with the first responders goes unbelievably hard

[Alice @biggnugs]

[4:30am Saturday] is there a certain time we have to get my car from the bar tomorrow?
[m] I have to be at work at 7:45am Monday morning and I have fuck all to do between now and then

[Alice @biggnugs]

And after that, I said, it’s game on (I’m up 3 (three))

[Morgan @simplymorgn]

a good middle manager looks like a guy who just drinks coffee and forwards emails, but his actual job is secretly absorbing insane executive requests so the team can just do their work

[BransonIsHyper @necrobranson]

[me looking at your culture] I just got an amazing costume idea

[Neet @neet_sol]

rough day at work today but at least it’s only for another 40 years

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

gardening is freaky as hell what do you mean the hose has got a kink