Matt Biggs

Master of the drunk text

[Matt Biggs @biggs_m]

@Ross_0520 @TipsyBartender It's a margarita

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@Ross_0520 @TipsyBartender That's not even a fish bowl

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@Ross_0520 @NightLifeFails If only I had the time

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@KFC_UKI #50YearsOfKFC I would get a tattoo of Colenal Sanders riding a giant chicken on my butt cheek, and not regret it.

[Biz - I support Bunda United @LethalBizzle]

My next single on Dench Records/VirginEMI is called #FesterSkank 😝💃RT

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@Ross_0520 @JuliaSmoky It's intense

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@Ross_0520 This is small time. Have you seen @JuliaSmoky's UK one?

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#limoncelloselfie

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@pizzahutdeliver We'll it's a little late now, but I live on Walker Grove in Hatfield

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Heard it through the grapevine that @pizzahutdeliver has opened in Hatfield, but the site says they still can't deliver to my house #tragic

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Heard it through the grapevine that @pizzahutuk has opened in Hatfield, but the site says they still can't deliver to my house #devestating

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@Ross_0520 @SydniDunnn Pretty much

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@Ross_0520 No it's not

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Something for those people who say I can't park. Banged that out in about 8 seconds #kingparralelpark http://t.co/WhHJqsLAfZ

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@Ross_0520 @larouquine88 Oi

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@larouquine88 Yeah that's what I meant

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@larouquine88 I'm joking Sourpuss. Tu es tres beau dans la morning #fluentfrench

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@larouquine88 @Ross_0520 errr....

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@Ross_0520 That is definitely @larouquine88

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@JuliaSmoky @KevJamesVickers yeah fuck watching the football