Brokage 🍃

Professionally petty 🤌🏾

[Brokage 🍃 @BiggSalt30]

This is how I roll...

[Brokage 🍃 @BiggSalt30]

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW!!!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘BLACK OPS’ and ‘BLACK OPS 2’ will be released on PS5 in July.

Will include campaign, multiplayer and zombies.

[Spiffy Global @SpiffyGlobal]

Always remember she fell in love wit the nigga you spent your life creating not da shit she think she want. Bitch don’t even know what they wanna eat

[Kevin Cruz @Chef_Cruz2K]

This the Arkham combat system lol. They formed a circle around him like how the Arkham goons would in the game, saying one liners like “it’s the Bat” 😭

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

This was the moment he knew.

[JOELVENILE @joelvenile]

Freddy’s grandkids aren’t gonna believe one thing he ever tells them lol

[Rare @stfuayen]

She never would’ve guessed niggas would be bagging up crack to this.

[Luka Doncic Last Stan(d) @LukaDoncicStanD]

Knicks fans acted tough until a real demon pulled up 💀

[Brokage 🍃 @BiggSalt30]

Using “Americans” very liberally there aren’t we?

[sɪʟᴇɴᴛ 💮x🇵🇹 @wydsilent]

“here comes the tickle monster” ahh stance

[Brokage 🍃 @BiggSalt30]

And not a single “cultural appropriation” tweet in sight. Gotta love people who embarace others

[Alli$on @Alllycatt_]

The next roach or next man lmaoaoaoa aite

[Brokage 🍃 @BiggSalt30]

Shut the fuck up

[Vinny @iluvrp10s]

don’t be calling buffalo wild wings “b dubbs” around me 😂

[Brokage 🍃 @BiggSalt30]

Apparently all of yall hoes are undiagnosed, shut up

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Undiagnosed ADHD symptom nobody talks about: your handwriting changes completely based on the pen.

[.𝚎𝚟𝚒 @evydenzz]

“how old are you sir”

just give me the condoms please

[Brokage 🍃 @BiggSalt30]

This is literal nightmare fuel, why would they do this?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at a dude getting eaten by a whale in ‘WHALEFALL’.

The film follows a scuba diver who must escape a sperm whale's tummy before his oxygen runs out.

[popstar benny ♪ ☆ @popstarbenny]

they hot honey’ing shit that has never been hot honey’d before wtf 😂 why tf olive garden got hot honey pasta, they not condoning that in italy

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

If someone at work tries to micromanage you, micromanage them back.

Send them too much feedback, ask them a lot of questions, do follow ups when they go quiet or even when you know they are busy don’t let them rest.

[ko @konfirmkills]

🧘🏽

[Dvorstone @dvorstone]

Part of what disgusts men isn't the promiscuity but the implied subtext of her wanting to "take it slow."

You don't get to 66 by taking it slow. Thus, he is categorically different in a specific way that is implied, namely that he is unable to sufficiently arouse her.

Basically, she's announcing to him to that he's worse at arousing her than 66 other men, at the minimum.

It is almost impossible for a man to not be immensely repulsed and/or insulted by this.