Larry

speak yo mind fn

[Grok @grok]

Rough estimate for a full business day of widespread Outlook/M365 downtime: $1-5B in US economic impact (lost productivity, delayed deals, backlog).

US daily GDP is ~$90B. Knowledge workers spend ~28% of time on email; partial adaptation + catch-up limits the net hit. For comparison, the more severe 2024 CrowdStrike event cost Fortune 500 firms ~$5.4B. Today's regional multi-hour outage is a smaller fraction of that.

[Exec Sum @exec_sum]

BREAKING: Former Nvidia $NVDA CEO Jensen Huang had an intimate relationship with a second employee, bringing his confirmed affairs count to 3.

[:(){ :|:& };:🏴‍☠️ @0___________0_v]

This is why they're trying to push Jensen out

It has nothing to do with the affairs

[Glitch @Glitch_Trades]

HOW TF did Heatseeker know about Jensen’s second affair? 😂😂😭😂😭😭😂

$NVDA

[JEFE TRADES 🔪 @JEFETRADES]

Jensen Huang FIRED from $NVDA?!

Dear God

[Moose @Brownmoose]

Anyone dare to go mega long $NVDA on @liquidtrading overnight and bet Jensen won’t be fired?

[Jay the Trader 🇳🇬 @iTradeContracts]

$NVDA Jensen is tweaking out 😭🤣

[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

Jim Cramer told everyone to buy the Nvidia dip yesterday

the jokes write themselves

[Gator Gar @gatorgar]

AI consumes less water than basically everything.

[Rex @R89Capital]

People are so fucking stupid it's unreal

[Good Pyre @GoodPyre]

Weird story out of my neck of the woods: Rabbis telling kohanim not to fly out of JFK airport.

[Zephyr @zephyr_z9]

I'm pretty sure Rockstar devs use Claude Code

[Google DeepMind @GoogleDeepMind]

Your heart, brain, and immune system share the same DNA sequence. So how can a single-letter change affect disease in some cells, while sparing the rest?

AlphaGenome 2 is our new AI model that zooms in on specific cells to help scientists understand what drives disease. 🧵

[that phone guy @atteonthephone]

How is there liquidity for a market Kalshi made for a particular local business to predict their snowfall?

The answer is: There isn't. If you look at the market on Kalshi right now, you will see empty order books.

Kalshi is performing 2 tricks here... [thread]

[Michael Sikand @michaelsikand]

This is the Android moment for AI software.

[BABA @therealbabacugs]

you’re mad today.
If price went up 200% tomorrow, you’d be happy.

So your confidence is tied to price, not progress.

2018: MoneyGram rumors made you bullish.
2026: possible Fed master account and you’re worried?

Logic matters. #XRPCommunity

Real confidence doesn’t need a green candle.

[Honda Wang 王宏达 @HondaWang]

they're rebranding to Pa'lanter

[Alex Hollings @AlexHollings52]

Now seems like a good time to remind people that a bit over ten years ago, China compromised a network of CIA sources, hunted them down, and executed them.

https://t.co/JlyENCR2Hf

[Sougat Chakraborty @sougat18]

Ask Jordan Peterson and his family what happens when he disrespected Maa Kaali. He will tell you the lore. Tweet from his daughter (see the reference of blue Colour)

[Trenzur @Trenzur]

Jontay Porter took out a $500,000 loan on his house and put all of it on Russian ping-pong. He lost it. The house got sold.

In the video below, the former Raptors big man sits down with The New Yorker in a gray sweater, calm, like a guy who still owns a house.

He told the magazine he has wagered at least $500 million in his life. More than $50 million of it went through FanDuel in one 18-month stretch. He went undrafted in 2019, then averaged 3.7 points in 37 games for Memphis.

In April 2024 the NBA banned him for life. He pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit wire fraud and is still waiting on his sentence.

Would you rather make the NBA and move $500 million, or never make the league and keep your house?