Gus Fring's G-String

She/Her | For legal purposes, I am a joke.

[Gus Fring's G-String @biggyswoles]

The pile of trash I leave behind from my late night shame snack binges is my food diary.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Gus Fring's G-String @biggyswoles]

Like, it cannot be my taste atp. I've dated all kinds of dudes, and they really are all the fucking same. Lazy, immature, selfish, emotional man-babies. Every last one.

[Gus Fring's G-String @biggyswoles]

Every time I try to believe in a man, I wake up to the reality that they're a fucking loser.

[Gus Fring's G-String @biggyswoles]

Every time I try to believe in a man, I wake up to the reality that they're a fucking loser.

[Gus Fring's G-String @biggyswoles]

Me: "How the fuck can I nap if there's no adult awake to take care of and entertain the children?"

My husband, while shutting the door again: "I don't care anymore. I don't care."

[Gus Fring's G-String @biggyswoles]

Me, after being swarmed by both kids for 20 minutes and then being told Daddy's locked in the office: "Why are you locked in the office?"

My husband: "I just wanted some peace. I thought you were taking a nap?"

[Gus Fring's G-String @biggyswoles]

Me, who works 2 jobs, after spending my first actual day off in a month running around on errands with my son: "Hey, I'm gonna take a nap, okay?"

My husband: "Sure"

Immediately locks himself alone in the office to play video games.

[Gus Fring's G-String @biggyswoles]

Me, who works 2 jobs, after spending my first actual day off in a month running around on errands with my son: "Hey, I'm gonna take a nap, okay?"

My husband: "Sure"

Immediately locks himself alone in the office to play video games.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Waking up every morning, saying “I can’t keep living like this” & then continuing to live like that

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[johnny🪿 @kudosdunce]

wow that’s a great question I wasn’t expecting that question

[Beau “BK” Boone @beaubkboone]

Damm im snowed in, looks like I have to rip the pen and crank hog all day

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

it’s lowkey funny how thunder only happens when it’s raining like..and mind you players only love you when they’re playin :/

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Physics and art make for a powerful combination.

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

this is what the tiktok ban feels like https://t.co/l9Ha2zLLv5

[🔪 audra/quinn❓ @carouselshotgun]

he was real as fuck for this

[★💿🌑⁷ @joonzcore]

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