Hayley Cropper

[Hayley Cropper @BigHayleyC]

This ballock cancer is proper doin my nut in, not got time for it

[Hayley Cropper @BigHayleyC]

Poking Norris when Roy's asleep #DontBlameFacebook

[Hayley Cropper @BigHayleyC]

@alexturn3r I'm dead happy for him

[Hayley Cropper @BigHayleyC]

No one gave this much of a fuck when I was born

[Hayley Cropper @BigHayleyC]

Lost £11.50 on the barca game, Roy's gonna fuckin kill me

[Hayley Cropper @BigHayleyC]

Fuckin bangin headache! Ketamine is a dirty drug but round 2 tonight with Sinita #YOLO

[Hayley Cropper @BigHayleyC]

Got nicked for robbin Rita's dustcaps off her motor

[Hayley Cropper @BigHayleyC]

Sick to death of all the bitches in that factory, then I come home to a house that smells like a chippy, dyin for a bud

[Hayley Cropper @BigHayleyC]

What's blue and full of Haribos?

Kevin Webster's overalls

[Hayley Cropper @BigHayleyC]

Who is this new fat ginger kid livin on our street?

[Hayley Cropper @BigHayleyC]

Roy left the toilet seat up so I rubbed his toothbrush on my bellend, Kirsty's got nout on me

[Hayley Cropper @BigHayleyC]

Roy paid for me to get my hair done, come back with a Nike tick on the back of my Barnett

[Hayley Cropper @BigHayleyC]

Closed the shop early to watch Jeremy Kyle on itv2, don't knock on

[Hayley Cropper @BigHayleyC]

New release DVDs, 3 for £10 get at me

[Hayley Cropper @BigHayleyC]

Twisted member, ketamine disco!

[Hayley Cropper @BigHayleyC]

Me n the girls are out on the fuckin lash tonight! We're gonna shag your husbandsss

[Hayley Cropper @BigHayleyC]

@BronaghFagan @roycroppernot @norriscole_not for you this is just a good time but for me this is what I call life, hmmmm...

[Hayley Cropper @BigHayleyC]

@BronaghFagan free round of toast for you if you nip in one morning, butter is extra #RoysRolls

[Hayley Cropper @BigHayleyC]

Having a sit down wee takes the edge off being a transsexual

[Callum @CallumChidgey]

Mum just told me she's washed my 'long sleeve thermal vest'. It's a jumper that mum.