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[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Honestly pure dictator shit. A real democracy would immediately imprison him for even trying this

[grant @bigheadgrant]

why is everyone our age balding?????

[grant @bigheadgrant]

@cbenderatl @CentennialYards Do they know they have 30 minutes?????

[grant @bigheadgrant]

i’m b*tches

[ms virgo. @prkmsj]

bitches say pregame and get dog shit drunk 😭😭😭😭.

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

This is iconic! #RHOP

[Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas]

It’s always the one with tiny hands looking like a pasty pillsbury doughboy who can’t articulate a fucking sentence, saying dumb shit like this.

[grant @bigheadgrant]

ZYN

[••••• + @realty2x]

dating right now is like digging through trash

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Over communicating is a form of begging. They heard you, they simply don’t care.

So stop!

[grant @bigheadgrant]

& guess what I’m not in? 😟

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

80% of being attractive is being in shape

[Bravo @BravoTV]

Bloop bloop! Welcome back to Bravo, @neneleakes! CHEERS to the Ultimate Girls Trip!

[birch @verybirchy]

2026 PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME A BOYFRIEND I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO CARE ABOUT ME AND LOVE ME. SOMEONE TO DO IMPULSIVE SHIT WITH AND GO OUT AND HAVE FUNNNN I WANNA ROLL OVER AND HAVE HIM THERE TO MAKE OUT WITHHH SIGHHHhHH

[grant @bigheadgrant]

from now on i’m referring to blacking out as reaching flow state w the girls

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Pink Friday’ by Nicki Minaj turns 15.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

LIBBING TF OUT

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

BREAKING: WOKE IS BACK! THERE ARE 25 GENDERS. WE'RE GOING TO TRANS THE ECONOMY. DEI FOR EVERY CHILD. AND WE'RE RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

[grant @bigheadgrant]

@StatenIslFairy You’re disgusting for this????

[S!N M!!N4J @nickimymotherrr]

This is the only record am I the drama helped break 😭