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will somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?

[Turdler @bighipsnotits]

I put the "um?" in tumescent.

[Turdler @bighipsnotits]

@sanaayesha___ @realDonaldTrump You are dumb

[Turdler @bighipsnotits]

@jennybethm Did you see the one where she posted a picture of Amy's sister with her adopted haitian children? This jenny Beth chick is a dumb cunt!!

[Turdler @bighipsnotits]

@jennybethm You are a lunatic

[Turdler @bighipsnotits]

@jennybethm You are such an idiot

[Turdler @bighipsnotits]

@wesinjapan This is one of those times where a downvote option would be helpful.

[Turdler @bighipsnotits]

@gaywonk Wow, you're so dumb.

[Turdler @bighipsnotits]

I feel like this tweet aged gracefully.

[Turdler @bighipsnotits]

Ate a whole bag of baby carrots watching the election results. The only silver lining was flushing that orange piece of shit down the drain.

[Turdler @bighipsnotits]

I don’t always have sex, but when I do I prefer dos XX.

[mark normand @marknorm]

No idea who the parents are, I guess they didn’t planet.

[Turdler @bighipsnotits]

THE AGE OLD DEBATE HAS BEEN SETTLED! Thank you one person who voted. You know who you are. https://t.co/om2CNC2NKi

[Turdler @bighipsnotits]

@jackiembouvier @AndrewNadeau0 Welcome to Costco. I love you.

[Turdler @bighipsnotits]

@ThePoppleDotCom NOOOOOOOO

[Turdler @bighipsnotits]

@bertkreischer #BuoyantBert

[Turdler @bighipsnotits]

@CashLevy Rule number one: Bees?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Just so we’re clear: Our President, tonight, attempted a sort-of rape joke that was also a kind-of racist joke that then ended up not even being a joke. To a crowd that laughed and cheered. #MAGA https://t.co/C8xff3wy8j

[Turdler @bighipsnotits]

@contentboy1 I don’t think you’re doing it right.

[Turdler @bighipsnotits]

@Jazzzzzmina @dumbbeezie ♥️😎🍕

[Turdler @bighipsnotits]

What if I told you heaven was just a unicorn and a bowl of skittles in a green room

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

A flock of assholes is called the Trump Family.