Mariah Blairy

I’m going to be a lawyer so every tweet is 100% legally binding and will absolutely stand up in a court of law. ig bigjayblair

[NN @NnPnemck]

Why does it feel like we’re all stuck living inside one giant, never-ending leftist temper tantrum?

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Meet Piotr Szczerek, the hero who snatched a hat from a kid on live TV at the US Open.

He’s a millionaire CEO of a private company, and now he’s bravely threatening to sue anyone who dares to call him a “greedy POS” or anything equally hurtful.

So whatever you do, definitely don’t share this post. Just quietly warn your close friends not to call him mean names. Wouldn’t want to hurt his millionaire feelings.

[Mariah Blairy @bigjayblair]

@heatdaddy69420 Ace - Ace here in Alabama.

[Florida Panthers @FlaPanthers]

May God bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become gas in the car that took Brad Marchand's mom to the hospital to give birth to him.

[mars @mar1narasauce]

Never kill yourself

[Mariah Blairy @bigjayblair]

He has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

[Mariah Blairy @bigjayblair]

@vinnybarra @spittinchiclets It’s Jordan Tootoo have you lost your mind

[Mariah Blairy @bigjayblair]

I actually think if they just played 9 holes ppv mic’d up we could erase the deficit

[Mariah Blairy @bigjayblair]

@Hirtzy94 @chicletsmemes @Boycer22 It’s very Toronto Maple Leafs of the Toronto Maple Leafs to have this happen.

[Mariah Blairy @bigjayblair]

@vinnybarra Just happy to be included

[Mariah Blairy @bigjayblair]

The stand up bass player from the Beacon Hill jazz party that I’m at won’t stop hitting on my girlfriend and no part of this sentence makes sense.

[Mariah Blairy @bigjayblair]

@mar1narasauce Cute. As. Hell.

[John Hollinger @johnhollinger]

Boston becomes first city to lose a home Game 7 to an 8-seed in both hockey and basketball in the same season.

[mars @mar1narasauce]

Costco hotdog. Rt for good luck

[Mariah Blairy @bigjayblair]

She thinks I’m 6’3”

[Mariah Blairy @bigjayblair]

@bdubscorn I hit.

[Mariah Blairy @bigjayblair]

She thinks I listen to Drake and John Mayer. I’m never gonna hit.

[Mariah Blairy @bigjayblair]

Am on a tinder date and the girl is literally trying to book me a haircut is it time to say goodbye to the manbun?