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hey..hi..hello..hola..& howdy y'all... TEXAS

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@japan_nobunaga my great grandmother's house has one.

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@factpostnews or we can all just eat roadkill

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@japan_nobunaga I ❤️ my HEB!

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In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

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@RichOToole texas hummus

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@RichOToole there's a state wide political convention going on in town

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@bucees and still NO buc-ees in SOUTH TEXAS!!!🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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@MensHumor 34A

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@RichOToole so what's it doing at a gas station?

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@RichOToole same reason as in Corpus Christi with the refineries in our back door

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@Whataburger never heard back from yall. very disappointing

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@BillMillerBarBQ had that cheeseburger combo for dinner yesterday! very tasty! 🤠👍

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@RichOToole bbq for a new yorker is throwing some weenies on the grill