Jon Roberts

Neophyte husband and father. Former secretary of the HOA. Erstwhile software magician

[Jon Roberts @bigjonroberts]

@dennismathew_ your company is awful. My father passed away. Couldn’t get timely service disconnection. Can’t get billing fixed. Altice is the worst. @optimum is horrid.

[Jon Roberts @bigjonroberts]

@ken_mccroskey @NBA ROTY is not for this move. It’s for what he has done this season.

[Jon Roberts @bigjonroberts]

@wayword I just saw this interesting discussion around words crossing and boomeranging through different cultures and languages. I’m sure you’ve covered this some on your show before.

https://t.co/qapvIdHf1t

[Jon Roberts @bigjonroberts]

@optimum If I could charge a nickel to let your customers punch your CEO in the face I have no doubt id be an instant millionaire.

[Jon Roberts @bigjonroberts]

@joschelboschel @rickasaurus N900 was the last phone I loved.

[Jon Roberts @bigjonroberts]

Ussie with an absolute legend tonight!
Go @SanAntonioFC !!!
#Believe

[Jon Roberts @bigjonroberts]

@deyrson @ijrussell Yes. We do this on my team at https://t.co/eFJdZZD86r

[Jon Roberts @bigjonroberts]

@codeopinion Bad memories

[Jon Roberts @bigjonroberts]

Hey @lyft your GPS is awful in San Antonio. Gave driver a bad route on both pickup and drop off.

[Jon Roberts @bigjonroberts]

@jdegoes This made me think of Transmeta.

https://t.co/RmJJsBXbFh

[Jon Roberts @bigjonroberts]

@_cartermp How did you know?

[Jon Roberts @bigjonroberts]

@Ell_o_Punk Let’s go do lunch!

[Jon Roberts @bigjonroberts]

@Ell_o_Punk Is this for one of your animals or one of the fosters? Most people who do fostering of either children or animals only do it for a season. There’s no shame in scaling back there.

[Jon Roberts @bigjonroberts]

@playanything23 @fuckyouiquit But they only pay the bonus “one time” (to each person coming through the revolving door who never stays long enough to learn enough to have the same competence as the original person who was denied the raise).

[Jon Roberts @bigjonroberts]

@Ell_o_Punk @jnreich Do you mean the city or your HOA has rules and regulations?

[Jon Roberts @bigjonroberts]

@nolanmuniyasamy @fsharporg If you still wish to sign up, DM me. I can assist. We will be improving the signup process for the FSSF.

[Jon Roberts @bigjonroberts]

@JeffsGirl3 But does he understabd opportunity cost? 😂

[Jon Roberts @bigjonroberts]

@DnD_Shorts @Wizards Confirmed. Nolan Sorrento changed his name to Chris Cao after making the dimensional jump to our timeline.

[Toph and Twinkle @TNT_dynopups]

Merry Christmas!

[Jon Roberts @bigjonroberts]

@gregyoung Send it over!