j. will

5’2 wanna dance with you & i’m sophisticated fun

[j. will @bigjwilliestyle]

my job is to vacuum the hallways in a few apartment buildings. it’s easy, i get to listen to podcasts & work with family. i love my job, but the best part is the passive aggressive notes tenants leave each other.

[j. will @bigjwilliestyle]

went to a high school basketball game last night and why did 3 of the players have damn near full leg sleeves

[j. will @bigjwilliestyle]

i’ve had so much rejection anxiety about sending this text, and she responded in 45 seconds lmao fuck anxiety

[j. will @bigjwilliestyle]

legalize sex work so the men who call my business phone at 2-3AM looking for a “massage” can call the right person without it being masked as massage therapy

[j. will @bigjwilliestyle]

@TheReal_MrMeow @darlingg1itter @UrbanHookUpz @notcapnamerica no, they ARE men, and some men harass women. men gotta accept that and stop giving asshole men passes with that shit logic.

[j. will @bigjwilliestyle]

someone born in 2000 just booked a massage with me, and i thought to myself “i better let them know to bring a parent since they’re a minor” but then the realization that someone born in 2000 is 23 hit REAL hard

[j. will @bigjwilliestyle]

i said “nox? like nitrous oxide? it’s a chevy sonic, i don’t have nox” 🤦🏽‍♀️

[j. will @bigjwilliestyle]

my car is making a knocking sound, so i took it to get the check engine light read. i truly thought the guy was fucking with me when he said it’s my knock sensor

[Patty 𓆦 @minasdemon]

She LITERALLY suffered more than jesus

[j. will @bigjwilliestyle]

a grown ass adult breaking out in tears when someone is trying to hold ‘em accountable just don’t sit right with me

[j. will @bigjwilliestyle]

a guy that banked at a bank i worked at did this

[j. will @bigjwilliestyle]

note to self: place a bit more emphasis on the UNDERNEATH when telling massage clients to get undressed and UNDERNEATH the sheets

[j. will @bigjwilliestyle]

i get secondhand embarrassment when a VERY obvious scammer is in my DMs offering me a free tarot card reading, artwork or something and then i see someone i knows follows them

[j. will @bigjwilliestyle]

my playlist ended too soon while teaching yoga, and spotify did me so dirty playing a yaya bey song that starts “fed up bitch, i just won’t let up bitch, i take my my foot up off your neck when i feel like, bitch”

[j. will @bigjwilliestyle]

@TastefullyNude5 @maletearsband @CayenneAmor @ZinariyaDavis @kirstnxo @raefromabyss @doitmuvaaa you’re so cool

[j. will @bigjwilliestyle]

people in Texas really don’t play about open carry, this lady in the store got a waist trainer gun holster

[j. will @bigjwilliestyle]

@XRyanXClaryX i get that! i listen to podcasts during cardio, i have no room to judge what others got in their ears but yeah for the whole gym was an odd move. i don’t even play spa music in my massage room lol

[j. will @bigjwilliestyle]

Bon Iver gotta be the weirdest choice for the gym to be playing over the speakers

[j. will @bigjwilliestyle]

i take it all back. they got Trees in the Breeze by Spa Music Collective goin now

[j. will @bigjwilliestyle]

like not even the newer shit, they got Beach Baby playing