landokdash

ghost riding the whip. but instead of a ‘98 civic, the whip is my life. NYC writer relocating to Berlin. aspiring copywriter and joke teller

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@NancyMace too many beans you nasty bitch

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@TheMaineWonk

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@cleoabram Me: “today is going to be better. I can feel it!”
Today:

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@OliLondonTV Deep down everyone knows you're miserable and you hate yourself.

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@JeffBisbee @KariLakeWarRoom @katiehobbs @KariLake lol or maybe you just lost an election because you're all gigantic assholes.

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@elonmusk BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO INHALE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@NickAdamsinUSA This is a bit and it’s getting old. Write new material.

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@CheddarFlow buttcoin* fixed it for ya m8

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@KrisOwrey @MikeRunsMiles @laurenboebert F*ck your feelings?

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@laurenboebert LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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@elonmusk thankfully that's on brand for you.

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@AMcCarthyNY Or your party lost 🤷‍♂️

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@elonmusk Hey man none of this will un fuck your ex girlfriend

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@NickAdamsinUSA You have brain damage.

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@ScottPresler Yeah “thousands” of fat lazy supporters comfortably sitting in their air conditioned cars wasting gas in support of a man who wouldn’t be caught dead hanging out with any of them. Real grass movement you’ve got their. How’s that acting career coming along Scott ?

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@maxasteele

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The Counterintelligence and Export Control Section (CES) supervises the investigation and prosecution of cases affecting national security, foreign relations, and the export of military and strategic commodities and technology, relating to espionage, sabotage, and atomic energy.

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@Tjw1229 flawless logic there shit for brains. have fun.

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remember this genre of music from like 2011. i like to call it stomp clap hey. that shit sucked lmao

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