Stripes Flanigan

you can put a big turd in there

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“what the hell is that?”

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“We have a chance. If you’re not in, you can’t win. Jacksonville.”

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“we’re drinking Coors Light.. bitches”

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“what’s a fag on the play for?”

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“if I had an All-Star right now, I would blow this van up.”

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“Fuckin’ Austin is the shit.”

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“I don’t tweet much. I don’t twerk anymore.”

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“I took that dump and I swear it was as long as my leg.”

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*farts* “did someone order beef stew?”

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“it was just kind of like a dump. it just started coming out.”

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“my underwear is all bunched up. bunched.”

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“ah shit, here we go with the second half fall apart.”

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“it was like a reverse flush.”

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“I didn’t blow up the bathroom, I destroyed the bathroom.”

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“go deep or go home.”

[Stripes Flanigan @bigktalk]

“round two of the Bo-rounds.”

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“that’s so cushy, my ass is wet.”

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“I’m just standing here with my finger up my ass”

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“feel the burn. crushed red peppers.”

[Stripes Flanigan @bigktalk]

“here’s a tweet: there won’t be a wait at the dump because I’ll be the only dumbass there in the rain.”