Richard “Dick” Jefferies

Ex investment banker | proud husband to Gloria | proud father to Richard jr. and Mary Elizabeth | #LANK | SAA fraternity alum

[Richard “Dick” Jefferies @biglongrichard]

Us SAA fraternity brothers live by the saying #WDFA (We Don’t Fuck Around) when it comes to these damn gas prices. Heard our good buddy Derm got it under control in Bahrain tho. #WDFA #SAA #fuckmetotears

[Bigsby @BigsbyKnowsBall]

These damn gas prices higher then methany and her methew, seen them down there at the gas station this mornin just methin around. Them damn iranians better pipe down tho or me and the fellers gon handle it our damn self, that’s a promise, we ain’t scared. #saaotw #BigsbyKnowsBall

[Bigsby @BigsbyKnowsBall]

Well, my ole buddy @Papsmear42069 just can’t learn how to work that damn jerk bait. Had to yell at ole Chucky to come out the holler with that white lightnin to numb him up. Thank the lord Chucky can thread a needle in a thunderstorm and got pap patched up. #Ouch #BigsbyKnowsBall

[Bigsby @BigsbyKnowsBall]

Damnit Chucky! Told yer dumbass quit postin me an my acquaintances. If Phyllis sees this, she’ll be madder’n a wet hen. These gals purty enough to stop a preacher mid-sermon tho. Gonna climb em like porch steps. Then gon kick your ass Chucky. #Phyllisplumpissed #BigsbyKnowsBall

[Richard “Dick” Jefferies @biglongrichard]

@Chuckydungeon @BigsbyKnowsBall Hell boys I reckon I’ve been saving for years for this day. No bourbon is remotely close to chuckys white lightnin’ @Chuckydungeon. @BigsbyKnowsBall I’m hog hunting for us right about now need our 2 man bad. #hoghunting #phylisisplumpissed

[Richard “Dick” Jefferies @biglongrichard]

Made it out the holler just in time for the derby. My good buddies @BigsbyKnowsBall and @Chuckydungeon got me out the holler. I’m about to be fuller than a tick on a tampon before too long. Need that chucky white lightnin’ later tonight #kentuckyderby #hammered #turkeydinner

[Richard “Dick” Jefferies @biglongrichard]

@BigsbyKnowsBall @Chuckydungeon Son you’re tougher than a 2 dollar steak

[Richard “Dick” Jefferies @biglongrichard]

Day 8 of the bender and the night is still young. Horse race betting all night long. I miss my good buddies @BigsbyKnowsBall and @Chuckydungeon I miss their white lightnin’. I made it out the holler just in time for dinner. #alcohlic #bigsbyknowsball #chuckyswhitelightnin

[Bigsby @BigsbyKnowsBall]

Well… My ole buddy dick made it back. The puke and rally is classic and he’s perfected it. Fat bastard did tip off Phyllis though. Boy am I gon be in trouble. Oh well, as the youngsters say fuck it we ball. #Imissedthedick #nohomo #imsorryphyllis #BigsbyKnowsBall

[Richard “Dick” Jefferies @biglongrichard]

@BigsbyKnowsBall Dicks had enough of the bar Gloria is about to whoop my ass. Told ole gal I was at a weed wacker convention and she found me at the bar #assbeat #prayfordih #sorrymitch #glorytogod

[Richard “Dick” Jefferies @biglongrichard]

@BigsbyKnowsBall If phyllis finds this we’re double gump fucked

[Richard “Dick” Jefferies @biglongrichard]

Y’all mind if a white boy speaks a little Spanish???? We got out of the holler and Phyliss Ann never saw it coming @BigsbyKnowsBall. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere fellers and remind to drink and drive @Papsmear42069 @Chuckydungeon #saa #pacfico #whiteboyscanspeakspanish

[Pap-smear @Papsmear42069]

The boys have the potential to be as wild as two rabbits fuckin on a hot summer day tonight. It’s wine night at the ole bar tonight. Hopefully the walls can handle all of us boys tonight. @BigsbyKnowsBall @Chuckydungeon @biglongrichard

[Richard “Dick” Jefferies @biglongrichard]

@BigsbyKnowsBall Going out the same way you came in thru the back door

[Richard “Dick” Jefferies @biglongrichard]

The boys got rowdy last night and they’re rolling into it tonight. Heard it was wine Wednesday at the bar, but the white lightnin’ specialists will be sticking to Bapple and that corn liquor. @BigsbyKnowsBall is the liquor specialist and @Chuckydungeon will be hammered regardless

[Bigsby @BigsbyKnowsBall]

This is true. Pissed Phyllis Ann off so damn bad I had to take her to the Hardee’s this mornin. Ole Dick and me go way back fore the dead sea was just gettin sick. Helluva of ball player back in the day. They don’t make em like him and Chucky no more. #saa #BigsbyKnowsBall

[Richard “Dick” Jefferies @biglongrichard]

Me and my buddy @BigsbyKnowsBall went to the reds game last night and pounded beers. When we got back to the holler our good buddy chucky was waiting on us with some of that white lightin’ and by gawd let me tell you we were tore up from the floor up #saa #atleasttheredswon

[Bigsby @BigsbyKnowsBall]

Little breakfast date with Phyillis Ann. Bout to tear this sum bitch plum up. #glory #saa #evantaylorwassnubbed #BigsbyKnowsBall

[Richard “Dick” Jefferies @biglongrichard]

The champ is here

[Brian Kirschner @BrianKirschner_]

When they do the onion volcano tower at Hibachi

[Richard “Dick” Jefferies @biglongrichard]

Haliban or Hal-qaeda? Either way fuck the knicks