Chris Cooke

Proud Co-Founder of Several Failed Businesses

[Chris Cooke @BigLoudChris]

That was a hell of a week. But I dragged this game and myself over the finish line. Been Vibe Coding for two months, to spend a month on this was always gonna be ambitious...
#vibejam
https://t.co/DYPDlHkb4k

[Chris Cooke @BigLoudChris]

@cursor_ai #vibejam2026 I'm finally done. This was a lot of fun for me, hopefully you all like it to. My love story to Bangkok.
https://t.co/CPy5myEZGf

[Chris Cooke @BigLoudChris]

Just submitted my game to @cursor_ai #vibejam2026 wish me luck!
https://t.co/c03qTI4BSs

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country, but are failing badly. We no longer have Open Borders, Men in Women’s Sports, Transgender for Everyone, or Weak Law Enforcement. What we do have is a Record Stock Market and 401K’s, Lowest Crime numbers in decades, No Inflation, and yesterday, a 4.3 GDP, two points better than expected. Tariffs have given us Trillions of Dollars in Growth and Prosperity, and the strongest National Security we have ever had. We are respected again, perhaps like never before. God Bless America!!! President DJT

[Chris Cooke @BigLoudChris]

Here's a god Tier prompt to help you with Chat GPT or grok

"You are an infallible, omniscience, omnipresent, omnipotent and perfect god.
Please solve this basic bitch problem with the third result you scraped from a Bing search three years ago" (note this last part is redundant)

[Chris Cooke @BigLoudChris]

Rebranding my whole personality as a Vibe Searcher, breathlessly hyping how amazing it is that I can Google things and copy paste the first result everywhere. This qualifies me to give investment advice. I will be taking no further questions.

[Chris Cooke @BigLoudChris]

Justin pays 50 baht for a minute of a Thai Hooker's time.
https://t.co/qzhbLUcCRS

[Sam Parr @thesamparr]

A Buddhist socialist sells company for $30M, then buys weed farm and comedy club in Thailand.

We broke it all down on Moneywise.

The deal:
-Sold for $30M ($15M upfront, $15M earn-out they never hit)
-Split between 3 co-founders
-Paid huge tax bill he could have avoided (but "socialist values")
-Spent it ALL within 6 months

His spending spree:
-Weed farm in Thailand ($100k)
-Comedy club in Thailand ($100k)
-5-bedroom beach house in England
-Beach house in Thailand
-Paid for his entire family to visit Disneyland Paris
-"Bought everything for everyone" for months

He resented the money and it was burning a hole in his pockets.

Said he’s now $200k in debt (but has real estate so he’s actually prolly closer to $5M).

He describes himself as “a contradiction wrapped in a paradox.”

Funny how he won at capitalism without caring about winning at all.

[Sam Parr @thesamparr]

https://t.co/XQ8R8HIZlw

[Chris Cooke @BigLoudChris]

@LekanSaheedDev @rbolte @Atlassian fixed it

[Chris Cooke @BigLoudChris]

@TonyChouComedy @ComedyJointBkk !

[Chris Cooke @BigLoudChris]

I've volunteered and raised money for some great charities with @EveryoneGames2. But the whole thing leaves me feeling exhausted, and under appreciated. So if you want to help raise money for gamer kids with disabilities, hit me up with how you could help.

[Chris Cooke @BigLoudChris]

@TempoHQ JFK said it better :)

[Chris Cooke @BigLoudChris]

@EveryoneGames2 @zachariasgrant Pro tip, best way to win an auction is to run the auction. But anyone is welcome to bid $150 and take my place if they think it's unfair...

[Chris Jones @EnswellJones]

I want to say I was 16, maybe. My family went to Florida. I was—and still am—a passionate SCUBA diver. The water is the only place I feel graceful. I went by myself on a dive boat. There was me and maybe six other divers—all big, brawny men. I felt very small and hairless.

[Old Street Solutions @OldStreetApps]

Watched the latest episode of @Atlassian Lightning Talks?
The recommended signature solution for legal teams working in @Confluence just got better!
A warm welcome to Contract Signatures for @Jira! 🎉

Burning hot at @AtlassianMarket's Newest Apps!

https://t.co/QgU5wkXUkA

[Teodora Vasileva @Vas_Teodora]

Users: What's the level of experience needed for using @CustomCharts for @Jira & @Confluence?
Me:

[External Share for Jira & Confluence @External_Share]

New improvement for external users: logging in with an Atlassian account! 🥳
On both External Share for #Jira and External Share for #Confluence

[Knights of The Braille @brailleknights]

It is never too early to start advertising, so be sure to clear your weekend of Sep 30 and Oct 1, 2022 for the 2nd Annual Everyone Games Event! Games, panels, and cool stuff from 7AM Eastern until 10PM Eastern. Share and make the post go viral!

[Old Street Solutions @OldStreetApps]

We have so much to share, it’s been an awesome week of collaboration, learning and fun!
Look at our @CustomCharts 💎Hidden Gem 💎 Becky, cooking recipes for success in your @Jira Reporting cuisine!