RamblingsFromMyElectricMeatball

[RamblingsFromMyElectricMeatball @bigm9842]

In case you stumble upon this page, remember:
This is a repository for my idiocy...
I don't care if you react or sub...
This is just the toilet I flush my cranial diarrhea in so it doesn't poison my more "official" socials...

[RamblingsFromMyElectricMeatball @bigm9842]

At the end of the day it's always just you, your pain, and the ones who want thier cut of your reward...

[RamblingsFromMyElectricMeatball @bigm9842]

I wish I knew someone who loved me for my cock and not just this bomb-ass amazing personality...

[RamblingsFromMyElectricMeatball @bigm9842]

I don't need to touch grass, I need to touch bush 🙄

[RamblingsFromMyElectricMeatball @bigm9842]

have you ever reflected on someone who has changed for the worst and realized that maybe too many had them sacrifice without reward?

[RamblingsFromMyElectricMeatball @bigm9842]

I need a girlfriend who understands the importance of emotional support tiddy pics...

[RamblingsFromMyElectricMeatball @bigm9842]

Y does it feel like when I express a normal, common, expected want/need, most people roll their eyes and lecturer me about how it's selfish, sinful or wrong in some way but when they express the EXACT same thing an army of supporters offer tribute tenfold 🤔

[RamblingsFromMyElectricMeatball @bigm9842]

I wish my balls would get drained with as much enthusiasm and vigor as my mental and physical state do every day 🤔

[RamblingsFromMyElectricMeatball @bigm9842]

I don't want a girl who just simply likes me, I want her to desire me enough to ask me to cum-tribute to her selfies

[RamblingsFromMyElectricMeatball @bigm9842]

(me, masturbating) THIS ONE GOES OUT TO YOU!

[RamblingsFromMyElectricMeatball @bigm9842]

I'm only sad because I'm horny and I get shamed into silence every time I try to do something about it

[RamblingsFromMyElectricMeatball @bigm9842]

she makes me want to choke her...
not like, aggressively...
more like... well, you know...

[RamblingsFromMyElectricMeatball @bigm9842]

"you're in her dm's, I'm...."
no sir.
I assure you I am not.
her delusional ass can stay lonely...

[RamblingsFromMyElectricMeatball @bigm9842]

anyone wanna go datin'?
I'll buy you $19...
(checks wallet again)
$22 in taco bell 🙂 🌮

[RamblingsFromMyElectricMeatball @bigm9842]

my sex life is so dry I'd sit in the cuck chair just to be involved...

[RamblingsFromMyElectricMeatball @bigm9842]

nobody warns you about how hard it becomes to find someone to play with as you get older...
people just start getting too serious about everything...

[RamblingsFromMyElectricMeatball @bigm9842]

wow girl, you get awfully mad at every attempt I make to get myself laid by other women for a girl who refuses to date me and just wants to be friends 🤔

[RamblingsFromMyElectricMeatball @bigm9842]

hey, sorry I'm annoying on social media, I have nobody I can rely on and I haven't felt love in over a decade.
I'm struggling to not Kurt Cobain myself every time I'm left alone with my thoughts...

[RamblingsFromMyElectricMeatball @bigm9842]

some of you just don't understand how traumatizing it is being everyone's "ew no, he's nice but..." guy and it really shows...

[RamblingsFromMyElectricMeatball @bigm9842]

I actually do care a lot if they sag, because it's so fucking hot...

[RamblingsFromMyElectricMeatball @bigm9842]

Ralph kramden must have been saving for quite a while to send Alice to the moon, it's like $1,000,000 a pound... If she was like 150-ish pounds, plus life support... He'd have to be a billionaire to send her to the moon 🤔