Kenzie Johnson

[😈✨👽🪐🦂 @nternalmajesty]

i called my gf by her name then she pointed at herself and said "I'm baby"

[jess @JessBelll1]

My dms with my boyfriend just consist of me sending him funny tweets all day long and him never responding

[Chrish @mistachrish]

I’m bored so I’m hyping up American Girl Doll on IG lol

[lindsay. 🍃 @mebelindsay]

me after finding out Jordyn threw her bff-sugar baby life away for dick:

[James @CaucasianJames]

like juul smoke i will rise

[Kenzie Johnson @bigmack4]

@Baaaaaaaack I thought it was funny fuck u

[Thaine Herrera @ThaineHerrera]

Everytime I watch this I laugh even more

[john patrick: future president @john_from_hr]

Girl: Rearrange my 𝓰𝓾𝓽𝓼 daddy

Surgeon: Why isn’t she under anesthesia

Anesthesiologists: She’s under so much anesthesia

[Isaac Wing @ikewing]

*girlfriend doesn’t eat all day

Me: hey
Her: shut the fuck up

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

me with a slight cold:

[Peter Levchuck @petey_lev]

One taught me love, one taught me patience, one taught me pain

[Mari @mariyahxoxo]

Me calling my best friends to let them know I did the exact opposite from the advice they gave me

[mr. trophy 🏆 @_lildubois]

well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions