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former child. professional procrastinator.
jetsprays over toilet paper

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Please give clout. Me write stuff sometimes.
https://t.co/uHvtcjEaxm

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This is a @SrikantTFM stan account now!

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@kriti_satti Tf did I do?

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Cars and I don't get along, I s'pose

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So malls get awarded now?

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I would like to come out to my twt feed. I now identify as a capitalist.

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Corporate events are cool(?)

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Kya faayeda unn paeson ka jinse Spotify premium na khareed pau?

[Naai sekar @snehaplsstop]

My gym trainer tomorrow:

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Lmao

[Anirudh @anirudhsriraman]

Ada paavigala 😂😂 saloon ku ipdiya da per veppeenga 😂😂

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Jo hoga dekha jyega bol bol ke saal nikal gaya bc

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Lil BMT.

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@kriti_satti What the duck are you talking about? Oh, nvm

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So David is getting married. 🥺🥺🥺

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@kriti_satti Bruh.

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Ngl, life fell apart after school man

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Who's telling orange?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THE ELECTION!

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Chalo bhai, diwali bhi nipta liya

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Ubb toh diwali khatam. Ubb phodd le patake?

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Listening to hozier should be accompanied by a two hour window to process the lyrics. Jesus Christ!!!

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Orange has been cancelled!!!!!!!