Daniel

MLS Memes Premier League Games Haha Amazing

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[Daniel @bigmandannn]

How does a man give birth to two girls?

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

a car is a car. a job is a job. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr downplay your accomplishments.

[Daniel @bigmandannn]

@Lea_EFC @indykaila @ManUtd Same team but not the same board

[𓆩♱𓆪 @ymvym8]

the funniest thing about social anxiety is that nobody is thinking about you that much

[Batso Bae @BBatso_]

Me, you and Manchester United forever

[Daniel @bigmandannn]

Whoever opens the door is in charge

[Tua Tungasahur @OchoReacts]

As a straight man Love Island doesn’t hit unless you’re being forced to watch it at gunpoint by a pretty girl

[Dre @DreDrexcii]

If we date, don’t stop being you. Keep having fun, keep seeing your friends, keep chasing your goals, and keep enjoying your life. A relationship should add to your life, not take away from it. Just make sure you save time for us too.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Dating used to be two people building a life together. Now it feels like one person funding a lifestyle while being treated as easily replaceable.

[k @kathitalareina]

things I've learned don't mean anything:

-sleeping together
-meeting their family
-no protection
-talking about the future
- calling for hours
-"I love you"

[Carmen @yoSpeede]

I nut too fast to be booking hotels, let’s just park somewhere?

[Daniel @bigmandannn]

@StevePritzker @FrankEra_ R u stupid? 🫩

[#WAKOFA👨🏾‍🦯🇨🇩🇸🇳🇪🇸 @MAK3LELE]

The Premier League not gonna matter on judgement day

[Luda🧸 @Ludathygoat]

Sometimes the dick goes soft mid-stroke to protest mid pussy. Yeah… the dick has standards too.

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Slow sex needs a tight pussy, You can't Walk Slowly in Afghanistan

[WICK @1wickedwick]

happy mother’s day to the girl i wanna have a baby wit

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

gas is $5 i am not coming to just cuddle

[V😝 🇵🇹🇫🇷 @godHatesValiant]

i let my dick make decisions sometimes, call that cocknitive thinking