Jackson Ducote

this is solely for funny things people say

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life is so much better with Jesus

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“Nash, too bad you don’t have any quotes except for bark… bark bark bark” -@rowe__boat

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“Big rock make man happy” -Carter Harris

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Nash just pooped out part of my WWJD bracelet. His beliefs are unknown

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I’m on episode 4 of the falcon and winter soldier and the captain America sucks. I would literally choose anyone over this guy

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Neighbor: “tobacco ain’t never hurt no body”

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There are 7,139 languages in this world and the Norway manager chose to speak facts.

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Football.

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Bird walk really stupid

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My dog: *sniffs trashcan full of dog poop*
Neighbor: “you know that can is like tinder for him”

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“If cauliflower can become PIZZA, then you can become a homeowner” -some billboard

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Husband material

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20 years old still buying uncrustables bf

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@KingJames wears his ankle socks past his ankles

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UPDATE: no he did not

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PLEASE TELL ME IF @bakermayfield WOKE UP FEELING DANGEROUS TODAY

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Don’t forget that Tom Brady makes out with his children

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PLEASE TELL ME IF @bakermayfield WOKE UP FEELING DANGEROUS TODAY

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@ColeGuess is currently listening to his valedictorian speech. Any words of humblement for this prideful soul?

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Twitter gave @realDonaldTrump the ol “hey we’ll see ya!”

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@c2f5_ Ok that’s a lie I’d like free speech with a side of free corn dogs

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@c2f5_ I’d prefer free corn dogs